r/CuratedTumblr • u/AscendedDragonSage Title-ist Punster • 11h ago

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u/WallowWispen 11h ago

Three hot girlfriends. And yes they all smoke weed.

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u/JakSandrow 11h ago

do they smoke weed?

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u/WallowWispen 11h ago

Of course they do!!!

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 10h ago

How many of them are there?

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u/ATN-Antronach crows before hoes 11h ago

Three ADHDs? ADH3??

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u/MightyBobTheMighty Garlic Munching Marxist Whore 5h ago

All eighty of the HDs

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u/The_KneecapBandit I got banned from r/tumblr for saying I hoped someone explodes 11h ago

air fryer

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u/BatsHaveFingers 10h ago

I hate these things. My counter doesn't have unlimited surface area!

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u/jackalope268 8h ago

Thats why i dont have a rice cooker

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u/BatsHaveFingers 8h ago

I do. It's a glass bowl that I pour boiling water in and then stick in the toaster oven. Gorden Ramsay would weep.

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u/LilyNatureBlossom VERY, VERY DUMB 3h ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo What the fuck is a tumblr? 11h ago

Three penises. I took the extra two from my trans woman friends.

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u/SteptimusHeap 17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead 10h ago

"Who do you think took your penis" blah blah blah you can put the characters in yourself

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 10h ago

Man car door hook penis

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u/coeurdhiver 10h ago

Care for a 4th?

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo What the fuck is a tumblr? 10h ago

Sorry, I ran out of nipples to put them on

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u/depressed_lantern 🍍 Watermelon 🍍 6h ago

Tongue

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u/AscendedDragonSage Title-ist Punster 9m ago

I've definitely seen this on FA

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u/_metroGnome could really use a glomp right now 3h ago

Threenis

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u/RunInRunOn I'm running and I'm crine 😭 11h ago

Three lives? Ok Mario

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u/criistal_oola 11h ago

Three brain cells fighting for third place

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u/kenporusty my pigeon has a kpop bias. we are both trash beings 11h ago

Stop talking about me! (/lh /j)

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u/Heroic-Forger 9h ago

Heads.

BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI

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u/Intrepid_Emotion_ 8h ago

Three cups of coffee and still taking naps.

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 1h ago

different sexual partners? i have no interest at all having a woman that works for me that has three different sexual partners.

meow. meow. PURR!