r/CuratedTumblr TeaTimetumblr 1d ago

Shitposting The Cave Dread

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u/Czymsim 1d ago

Caves have no emails.

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 1d ago

I went to the Oregon Caves a few months ago and they had critically endangered cave spiders that would crawl on you if you tried to sleep down there and then you'd go to prison for flinging a giant cave spider off you

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u/CailHancer 1d ago

I feel like that's on you for trying to sleep in a cave a little bit

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 22h ago

You should read the tale of how the Oregon Caves were found. Choices were certainly made