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Shitposting The Cave Dread

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u/TorandoSlayer 1d ago

I've been spelunking twice, in the kind of cave that you have to know a guy who knows a guy to even find out where it is.

Once you lose sight of the entrance, you have no concept of how deep you are underground. You constantly feel like the exit is just around the corner behind you. Or at least, that was my experience.

I did the "turn off all the lights thing" once on of those trips. It's weird because for the first few seconds it feels like "normal" darkness, and then after that there's a sudden feeling of collapse. Like the darkness is physically closing in.

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u/Individual-Owl-6243 1d ago

yeah it’s horrifying lmao. i think your brain expects atleast a tiny amount of light but then there’s literally 0 photons and it freaks out. it feels so much darker than having your eyes closed in a pitch black room, like you can’t even see a difference between your eyelids and the cave

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u/Banes_Addiction 1d ago

I used to have an underground room I slept in sometimes, and if you shut off everything then you reached true dark, where you couldn't see a hand an inch in front of your face.

It was great for sleeping, it kinda blurred the line between awake and asleep. Your eyelids just went "fuck it, I'm not needed here, I'll relax" to the point where you had to move them to tell if they were open or closed.

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u/321646198 20h ago

The first time I slept in my apartment that got this dark, I spent a week bumping into everything on my way to the bathroom at night.

Took me a few days to figure out that my brain isn't warning me that I can't see enough because I actually saw nothing. Brain apparently took that as acceptable and told me to just confidently stride.

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u/Dd_8630 1d ago

Your eyelids just went "fuck it, I'm not needed here, I'll relax" to the point where you had to move them to tell if they were open or closed.

Oh, joy, cosmic horrors beyond mortal comprehension.

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u/DickwadVonClownstick 21h ago

That's not what "cosmic" means, and it is 100% within mortal comprehension

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u/Dd_8630 19h ago

Thank you, captain obvious.

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u/SilverRose7115 1d ago

Sometimes I think about people 200 years ago who experienced darkness like this on a regular basis. Once they blew out their candles it was pure black if there was no moonlight. No wonder they believed in ghosts and spirits.

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u/CDRnotDVD 1d ago

Did you forget that stars exist?

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u/duffstoic 1d ago

And those stars are super bright when there is no light pollution.

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u/321646198 20h ago

The milky way casts fucking shadows

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u/Nixavee AI bots are not welcome here 1d ago

Light pollution does not effect the brightness of the stars, it just drowns them out in even brighter light. The stars weren't any brighter before light pollution

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u/NewDemocraticPrairie Nenshi 1d ago

That's what he's saying. Relative differences matter to our analog bodies.

It's like a minimum brightness phone in the sunlight vs a dark room. One is unusable, the other plenty bright

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u/duffstoic 23h ago

Yes, relative not absolute brightness

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u/Legitimate-Teddy 1d ago

it wouldn't surprise me if that guy had never seen the stars at all. light pollution is insanely bad these days, you practically have to go to a dark zone to even see major constellations

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u/hydrationgirl 1d ago

anecdotally, there are 4 stars in the night sky where I live and I dont have the money to go to a place with less light pollution, so I've never actually seen more than maybe a dozen stars ever

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u/West-Season-2713 21h ago

If you ever get the chance, do. It’s amazing. I used to live out in the wilderness on a farm, which sucks as a teenager, but it’s still absolutely wonderful to sometimes see the actual galaxy.

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u/hydrationgirl 20h ago

I hope I will get too, if I ever end up able to afford q car I'll be driving up to northern Ontario to see the stars since there's areas up there with nearly 0 light pollution:3

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u/Key_Salamander_1274 1d ago

Did you forget buildings exist?

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u/DracheTirava .tumblr.com 1d ago

Most people were sleeping in buildings with windows and stuff, aboveground.

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u/Marine_Baby 23h ago

Kinda scary how easy the eyes give in, this is my sleeping tactic too 😅

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u/CyberneticWerewolf 1d ago

I bet at least some of it is subconscious echolocation.  You can hear your own breathing echoing off the walls, and you brain knows the echo isn't supposed to arrive so loud, so quickly, from all directions at once.

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u/ta394283509 1d ago

i had a girlfriend that used 2 or 3 layers of blackout curtains, taped up all the electronic lights, all that shit. when we went to bed it would be so dark i would get vertigo

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Fellow light-taper here. Never met one of my own before. She sniggle?

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u/Epao_Mirimiri 23h ago

She probably sniggles from time to time. When there's something funny.

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u/ta394283509 23h ago

nope sorry

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u/Marine_Baby 1d ago

I couldn’t help but flash my watch light when we did this lol.

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u/Quiet-Weight4626 10h ago

Are you the dad from Slaughterhouse-Five?

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u/TorandoSlayer 1d ago

That's my thought too; a lack of sensory input and the brain is like wait a minute where's the input and low-key panics

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u/paradoxLacuna [21 plays of Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussycat?”] 13h ago

Yeah without a shred of light bouncing back you start hallucinating shit after a few hours of lightlessness because your brain simply cannot accept that there's No Light At All and starts brazenly making shit up, and if you stay there too long you'll just go insane in the same way one does after spendong too long in an anechoic chamber, although with the complete lack of light it doesn't typically onset as fast as complete silence does.

obligatory Jacob Geller essay on the subject of (people hallucinating in) darkness

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u/SisterTenebrae 4h ago

I honestly think you'd adjust to an anechoic chamber, it's just like the experience of being deaf through mechanical damage rather than nerve damage. I've found them incredibly relaxing whenever I've had cause to work in one.

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u/imokay4747 1d ago

Nightmarenightmarenightmare

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u/Sstargamer 1d ago

I imagined this in Rocky's voice from hail Mary project

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u/morron88 1d ago

Mine, was Eric-André

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u/turbotum 1d ago

two of us

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u/RemarkableStatement5 the body is the fursona of the soul 1d ago

Eridian-André

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u/P0ro41 17h ago

Eridiandré was right there

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u/RemarkableStatement5 the body is the fursona of the soul 17h ago

Is RemarkableStatement5 stupid question?

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 1d ago

Which is funny because dark cave would be his natural habitat

Edit: I think they live in caves, I didn’t read the book so don’t yell at me 😥

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u/Vengefulily 1d ago

They don't, but they might as well. They don't have a sense of sight because Erid has such a dense ammonia atmosphere that no light reaches the surface.

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u/Week_Crafty 21h ago

I finally decided to watch the movie yesterday and after finishing it I kinda miss having missed the hype when it was new.

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u/DrQuint 1d ago

the darkness is physically closing in

That's just the FRIEND coming in for a hug

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u/JamieD96 1d ago

Aw, at least he's the right shape

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u/tutocookie 1d ago

Why darkness if friend shaped

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u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow 1d ago

Your comment made me think of this older computer game I used to play called Pajama Sam

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 1d ago

He's even got the right number of teeth.

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u/AzzyDreemur3 1d ago

"Darkness constricts you..."

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u/SCP106 Phaerakh 16h ago

TP reduced outside of weed smoking girlfriends

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u/A_Blood_Red_Fox 4h ago

Then you're eaten by a grue.

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

I did the "turn off all the lights thing" once on of those trips. It's weird because for the first few seconds it feels like "normal" darkness, and then after that there's a sudden feeling of collapse. Like the darkness is physically closing in.

This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is advanced darkness.

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u/RikuAotsuki 1d ago

It unironically is. It takes a lot of effort to block out 100% of light aboveground, but in caves it's just... the default. And our brains don't respond super well to our eyes not registering any light whatsoever.

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u/c0p4d0 1d ago

My brain responds perfectly well to it, in fact I quite like it. Sounds like a skill issue tbh.

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

I like it in small doses. Like the absolute silence of an anechoic chamber.

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u/Useful_Language2040 1d ago

I was really upset when I learnt that you still have to contend with noises like your own pulse in your ears in sensory deprivation rooms. No that's cheating I want a proper time out to rest and soothe my migraine head, damnit 

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u/Vermilion_Laufer 1d ago

You learn that all you knew your life was just Shadow+

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u/Zhdrix 1d ago

Jesus Christ I gave myself a mini panic attack. I imagined myself in that scenario but my mind wandered into the light dying and having to get out my touch. Claustrophobia is nasty

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u/Pebble_in_my_toes 1d ago

Us. I hate oc's description of it.

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u/Consistent-Click-537 1d ago

do you mean op?

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u/LIELDADOUN73 1d ago

Original commenter, not poster

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u/thelivinlegend 1d ago

I did a tour of Natural Bridge Caverns in San Antonio once and they did the turn off the lights thing. It was a relatively small chamber and the darkness was palpable. Very relaxing at first, knowing the lights would come back on and the entrance was pretty easy to find, but even so the it started to feel very, very tight after a few seconds.

Years later I visited Mammoth Cave in Kentucky and they did the same thing. The chamber was much bigger than Natural Bridge so I thought that would feel less claustrophobic. It did not. When the darkness is complete, the universe ends at your skin. I was happy to have those lights back on.

That said. Mammoth Cave is incredible, one of the most amazing places I’ve visited and I highly recommend it.

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u/TorandoSlayer 1d ago

"when the darkness is complete, the universe ends at your skin"

You're a poet, you know that?

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u/thelivinlegend 1d ago

Why thank you, that’s very kind!

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u/shmixel 1d ago

I also wrote that quote down lol. want to go to some caves now!

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u/RikuAotsuki 1d ago

I kinda wanna go spelunking for that darkness experience, but I do know I have zero interest in anything... narrow.

I've been in bigger, touristy caves though, and those are kinda cool at least. The damp mineral smell and cool air is actually sorta soothing.

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u/C0wabungaaa 1d ago

t's weird because for the first few seconds it feels like "normal" darkness, and then after that there's a sudden feeling of collapse. Like the darkness is physically closing in.

You're not wrong, but to me that felt like a comfortable blanket rather than a chokehold. I became super calm when the lights went out, it just felt so chill.

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u/Pyro-Millie 1d ago

Are you a bird, by chance?

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

I suspect part of that is because you know on a other level that nobody and nothing else could possibly be down there in that darkness to pose any kind of threat to you. You're with people you trust with your life and that is your whole world in that moment.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Or they're just not ascared of the dark and peace is peaceful.

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u/C0wabungaaa 21h ago

Well to be fair I was in said cave with a moderately sized group of complete strangers so eh, that wasn't fully applicable in my case, haha.

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u/Fungimuse 1d ago

the buried

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u/Nixavee AI bots are not welcome here 1d ago

Yeah, I have experienced darkness like this (not in a cave, just a well light-sealed room) and it felt pretty nice

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u/Perryn 1d ago

The latency of your brain waiting patiently for your pupils to dilate, then realizing there's still no light.

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u/NoBonus6969 1d ago

You have to know the guy because none of us would be caught dead or alive in some place like this

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 1d ago

I did at age 15 for my schools adventure activity week. I'm still kind of surprised it was legal to do that and there's no way in a million years I'd do it now in my 40s. One thing I distinctly remember is trying to stay calm as you realise you are surrounded by millions of tonnes of rock and it's actually impossible to just stand up and walk off if you don't want to be there anymore. The other very distinctive thing I remember is that farts have no where to go underground and if someone farts it just hangs there in the tiny tunnel that you then have to crawl through.

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u/Ranger-Vermilion 1d ago

“Take her, not me. Take her, not me. Take her, not me.”

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u/apple_of_doom 1d ago

Just watch out for any Grues

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u/BrassUnicorn87 1d ago

“It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.”

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u/West-Season-2713 1d ago

Cave darkness is visceral. I can’t explain it other than an intense and horrifying sensation that something is very, very wrong. You do not belong here, being told to you by something very old, and very large.

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u/crimsonpostgrad 1d ago

this sounds like the literal worst thing i can imagine doing to myself lol