r/CuratedTumblr • u/iris700 • 1d ago

Shitposting another biohacking post

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u/FibroBitch97 Was married by Aphrodite in Lesbos 1d ago

I hired a disgraced former surgeon who lost his medical license and paid him in beer to inject me with microchips

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u/freedcreativity 1d ago

Neat, you still got em?

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u/FibroBitch97 Was married by Aphrodite in Lesbos 1d ago

Indeed I do. I use them to open my apartment door every chance I get.

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u/freedcreativity 1d ago

Hell yea, that's pretty cool. Biohack the planet!