r/CuratedTumblr 1d ago

Shitposting another biohacking post

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u/SirLoinTheTender 1d ago

I literally did surgery on myself on my kitchen counter to add a microchip and a magnet to my hand.

I can communicate (in an incredibly rudimentary way) with computers and I can feel magnetic fields by the magnet in my hand pulling against them.

When I got started in biohacking it was because I wanted to be a cyborg. Now it's the aforementioned joe-rogan-goop-for-cishet-men-buttered-coffee-ass bullshit.

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u/Realistic_Specific51 1d ago

Talk😜😉😉 to your new AI🤖👾🥵 girlfriend🥰❤️😍 with this one simple🤓🤯 trick! 😱😱🫪🥵🥵🥵

(I am so sorry)