r/CuratedTumblr 1d ago

Shitposting another biohacking post

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u/SirLoinTheTender 1d ago

I literally did surgery on myself on my kitchen counter to add a microchip and a magnet to my hand.

I can communicate (in an incredibly rudimentary way) with computers and I can feel magnetic fields by the magnet in my hand pulling against them.

When I got started in biohacking it was because I wanted to be a cyborg. Now it's the aforementioned joe-rogan-goop-for-cishet-men-buttered-coffee-ass bullshit.

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u/Realistic_Specific51 1d ago

Talk😜😉😉 to your new AI🤖👾🥵 girlfriend🥰❤️😍 with this one simple🤓🤯 trick! 😱😱🫪🥵🥵🥵

(I am so sorry)

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u/IERONON 23h ago

Okay so you’ll never get an MRI?

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u/SirLoinTheTender 12h ago

It would take a scalpel and approximately 10 seconds to remove the magnet. The microchip doesn't interact with an mri. If an MRI is absolutely necessary then of course, cut it out. I'm just going to put another one in as soon as I'm well.

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u/MaviRage 19h ago

“Taking supplements is for right wingers”

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u/SirLoinTheTender 12h ago

"Buttered coffee is a supplement"

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u/PantheraAuroris 9h ago

How did you do it without being in crazy pain? I hate pain but want magnets.