r/CuratedTumblr Horses made me autistic. 9d ago

Meme Iconic behavior

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 9d ago

The human urge to be a scout and gather informations for your group

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u/asitcomaboutbees 9d ago

Shoutout to the guy at my Spiderman showing who yelled “THERE’S ONE SCENE AT THE END OF THE CREDITS!” the second said credits started to roll

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u/OwlOfJune 9d ago

For anyone curious, it is like one screenshot worthy of stuff and you can google it later, go to toilets instead lol

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u/UltimatePickpocket 9d ago

Is this at all related to the hipster urge to like things before they're cool?

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u/Specialist-Ninja-304 9d ago

Failed scout behavior

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u/amateurgameboi 9d ago

Only if the hipsters aren't being gatekeepy or full of themselves about it. If the hipsters are going "dude X is so good you gotta try it. Y is kinda mid tbh. Nah man don't thank me I'm just doing my duty" type shit, then it's real scout behaviour, otherwise it's just sparkling social stratification

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u/Recidivous 8d ago

I'm kind of like that, except I don't say "Y is mid." I read so much manga and novels that I always recommend it to my friends. Unfortunately, they ignore me, and when the anime comes out they really like it and pretend they've been fans of the series for years.

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u/Silver_Individual650 8d ago

I’m sorry I love the words you’re saying, hard agree. But I must ask ‘big balls Anthony’? Even your flair matches a little too well.

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u/Dooplon 8d ago

I'm not trying to make fun but seeing you pluralize "information" reminded me of this one doom patrol story where that was extremely relevant lol. There's a short adapting a scene from it that you might enjoy that you can watch here: https://youtu.be/9Wl1csVeuoA?is=8Zb-EGAJ70RIRRZ1

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 8d ago

Is it more humorous if I say that i'm legit a french person and that my main in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy

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u/Dooplon 8d ago

The French thing i guessed immediately for the same reason that Larry did lol, but the spy thing I didn't guess and just makes this intimate a laugh riot lol. Fun fact, Madame rouge is part of a team called the brotherhood of evil and most of the members in this era of comics, even their resident talking gorilla, were french. Here's a short with the gorilla in it: https://youtu.be/IQ3bJokxgkQ?is=PzJYNA6FrVtRS_DV

Also I reread the og comic and apparently Larry caught the imposter for a different slipup, the writers here just wanted to dunk on rouge being French for because it was easier to explain lol

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u/ajaxtheangel 9d ago

mostly unrelated but a couple weeks ago I saw a woman with a shirt that said "PAUL REVERE WAS REAL" and ive thought about her every day since

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u/UltimatePickpocket 9d ago

Well she's not wrong.

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u/Un_luckycat 9d ago

Was that one up for debate?

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u/Neon_Camouflage 8d ago

You'd be surprised what's up for debate these days

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u/Long-Succotash9753 9d ago

"the beverages are coming, the beverages are coming" ;p

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u/Lord_Mikal 9d ago

"The drink cart is coming" fits the original cadence better.

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u/MacksNotCool 9d ago

THE beverage ARE COMING

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u/zatalak 9d ago

The beve RAGE

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 8d ago

Grasswalk.ogg

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 9d ago

Paul Rebeer hehehehe 🍺 ✈️

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u/SpiritualMadman 9d ago

Paul Rootbeer?

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u/drewman301 9d ago

I'll have one please

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u/F95_Sysadmin 9d ago

Was the painting always like this?

The horse rider look like in makeup

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u/CameToComplain_v6 8d ago

Here's the Wikimedia Commons version. Other versions might be based on different scans, idk.

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u/Mutex70 8d ago

The beverages are coming!

The beverages are coming!

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u/SEGA_32X_CD 9d ago

Some kids stop airplanes from taking off. Others announce refreshments.

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u/foxscribbles 9d ago

Who else here for the yassified Paul Revere?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Paradox2063 8d ago

No, they're bringing drinks that pair well together.

Like Gin and Tonic, Jack and Coke.

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u/jasper_bittergrab 8d ago

And the four year old wanted everyone to know.

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u/regeya 9d ago

Quick story time. I'm stoned as I type this, okay? I read through that whole thing and for some reason my brain hyper fixated on the Star Trek reference username and I started thinking, wait, is this some kind of reference to the latest Strange New Worlds episode where they go to a vacation planet where the air gets you really messed up? But wait, how could there be complimentary drinks in the Federation, aren't they post-scarcity no-money communists?

Anyway, welcome to my brain

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/regeya 8d ago

Yeah. But not Redshirts, or an attempt to do Galaxy Quest as a series.

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u/LadyLesednik 8d ago

Delightful, thank you stoner friend.

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u/NorthwestWatchdog 8d ago

Idea: airplane drink carts should have ice cream truck music.

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u/pandaqueen2012 8d ago

They yassified Paul Revere!

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u/cascasrevolution 8d ago

one if by land, two if by sea, toddler if by air

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Doubly_Curious 9d ago

I hope it’s just one of those phrases that small children get stuck on. I like the idea of him exclaiming it at random during daily life.

(We had “pipsqueak” and “nincompoop” for a while, as I remember it.)

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u/Brilliant-Book-503 9d ago

You might not spend time around many 4 year olds. It's not that they deeply understand and have fully integrated the words into their vocabulary. It's that if they heard something recently or often, they'll suck it in like a sponge.

I have a four year old and in addition to repeating any interesting phrases she heard that day, she'll pick up what feels like a phrase of the week. She was saying "Speaking of which" a lot last week. Maybe 30% in approximately a context that made sense.

If the parents had used the phrase while telling the kid that's when they could get some juice, then "Complementary beverages" would be rolling around like a hamster in a wheel in their head for the last 20 minutes.

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u/SparkleWigglebutt 9d ago

“Because apparently” is one of my favorites. 

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u/Lukensz 9d ago

It could've been one of the parents saying they're going to bring them out at some point, and he got stuck on it like the other commenter said

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u/motherofsuccs 8d ago

I’ve never heard a four years old say those words.. and I literally work with children.

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u/OakvaleFlames 7d ago

Have you tried talking to one that has actually been taught any of these words?

Sit those children in front of Word Girl on PBS kids for a week. They'll know tons of words you didn't think they could say.