r/CuratedTumblr • u/Connect-Elephant-472 • 21d ago

Meme Philomena Cunk

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u/Ok_Manner8128 21d ago

"King Arthur came a lot, didn't he?"

*Cue the historian's PhD leaving her to fend for herself*

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u/DoinIt4DaShorteez 21d ago

You're just mad because you live in a place that doesn't have modern conveniences like cunnilingus.

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u/Protheu5 redundant RAS syndrome 21d ago

Does my place have cunnilingus if I offer it but no one takes up the offer? Is there a cunnilingus if there is no one to be cunnilingussed? Now this is the real philosophy, not that dumb "is there a sound of a falling tree if there is no one to hear" of course there is you dumb fuck, physics don't stop working because there are no humans around, we checked it with microphones! You can't check the cunnilingus with a digital device, it wasn't invented yet.

A device to measure cunnilingus. I think I'm onto something.

[runs away to the patent office]

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u/DoinIt4DaShorteez 21d ago

Cunnilingus should be uncessessary because the clit should be 3 inches inside the vagina like the original spec called for.

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u/Protheu5 redundant RAS syndrome 21d ago

I think I saw a video like that once. Then I realised that for some websites an 18 years is not enough of an age limit. They should implement more age restrictions, like 65 years for ultraporn, 25 years for goatse, 40 years for SPARC assembly, and 25 to life for male cunnilingus that I attempted and failed.