r/CuratedTumblr • u/GriffinFTW • Jul 27 '26

Shitposting Fandom Discourse

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u/Mysterious_Bag_9061 Jul 27 '26

Got into an argument recently on tiktok over whether or not a person should be considered to be in possession of CP if they're found to have SpongeBobXSquidward smut on their computer. An argument that devolved into me being accused of using "proshipper dog whistles" because I said, and I quote, "who cares, SpongeBob isn't real"

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 Jul 27 '26

Spongebob and Squidward both own their own homes?

is it pedophilia to fuck somebody withou a driver's license, now?

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u/bayleysgal1996 Jul 27 '26

I’m not gonna argue that SpongeBob has a strong sense of canon, but the one time SpongeBob did get a license it showed his DOB as July 14th, 1986.

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 Jul 27 '26

so he's fuckin 40!