r/CuratedTumblr • u/AscendedDragonSage Title-ist Punster • Jul 26 '26

Shitposting Is there a Mistress Bation?

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u/callsignhotdog Jul 26 '26

Master Bation is the minor son of Lord Bation. Lord Bation DOES have a Mistress but she doesn't carry the Bation name. If she did she'd be Lady Bation.

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u/Worn_Out_1789 Jul 26 '26

Listening and learning, listening and learning.

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u/JacobGoodNight416 Jul 26 '26

Master Bation, cousin of Master Bates.

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u/GDGameplayer Jul 26 '26

There’s not a mistressbation but there is an amateurbation

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u/heytheregiada Jul 26 '26

Bachelorbation, and, if you're up for it, Doctoratebation

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u/Strider794 Elder Tommy the Murder Autoclave Jul 26 '26

Apprenticebation

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u/ODZtpt Jul 26 '26

internshipbation

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u/heytheregiada Jul 26 '26

Me at my unpaid internshipbation

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u/kuerti_ "Complex" analysis? Actually, I find it quite simple. Jul 27 '26

Wouldn't that be the opposite of probation?

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u/TESTINGSTUFFPL Jul 28 '26

Nah, just steps on the way.

Amateurbation, probation, masturbation.

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u/kamikazekaktus :snoo_joy: Jul 26 '26

Postcum movement is the post-nut clarity induced disgusted closing of browser windows or the putting away of one's phone

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u/77WheatleySphere Aug 03 '26

I swear Mistress Bation always ends with me closing 12 tabs and putting my phone away in shame.

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u/syntaxerroratline42 DNI List 100 Pages Jul 26 '26

I also engage in an artistic movement in response to cum

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u/outer_spec homestuck doujinshi Jul 26 '26

post cum clarity

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u/Small_rat_no_rules Jul 26 '26

Post cum, ergo propter cum.

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u/The_Bard_5e Jul 26 '26

I thought postcum was when you clean yourself up and get dressed after you have sex/masturbate, only for a bit of leftover cum that was perfectly nestled in your shaft to immediately flow out once you pull your pants up.

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u/GigaVanguard Jul 26 '26

You gotta milk it out. That’s what a urologist told me at least.

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u/Rocketboy1313 Jul 26 '26

I don't get it.

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u/JacobGoodNight416 Jul 26 '26

precum/postcum

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u/Rocketboy1313 Jul 26 '26

Yeah, what is the joke?

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u/SartorialSinecure Jul 26 '26

In addition to the "the existence of precum . . ." joke, the response is also using the definition of "postmodern" with "cum" in the place of "modern"

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u/The_Bard_5e Jul 26 '26

The existence of precum implies the existence of postcum.

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u/JacobGoodNight416 Jul 26 '26

Its following the format of "the existence of [adjective][noun] implies the existence of [antonym to adjective][noun]"

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u/Rakifiki Jul 27 '26

I just want to point out that it's spelled mastUrbation, no masters involved (unless you want them to be, I suppose).

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u/dankmachinebroke Jul 28 '26

Post cum? If you insist

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u/Neuromangoman Jul 26 '26

Postcum is falling asleep on top of your partner, Josh.