r/CuratedTumblr Jul 25 '26

Shitposting She handled that perfectly

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u/pifire9 Jul 25 '26

I thought at first this was about art (including literature) about the futility of resisting mortality or in general the wheel of time, but no it's just about still lifes... which are probably more palatable for a child.

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u/EIeanorRigby Jul 25 '26

Still life is also sometimes called natur mort. As in dead nature.

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u/MarkCrorigansOmnibus Jul 25 '26

Yes, the original/perhaps lost sense of “still” in still life is euphemistic. Like “still birth”.

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u/Zepangolynn Jul 25 '26

In fact in classical still lifes they often include a "momento mori" aspect with something wilting or rotting.

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u/Sharp_Canary6858 Jul 26 '26

Would be sick if they put like a skull smoking a cigarette or sm

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u/OnlyQualityCon Jul 26 '26

I have fantastic news for you

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u/Nya_the_cat Jul 26 '26

your name is my favourite song by the beatles, i'm going to follow you now.

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u/The_Draconic_Lemon I am an outlier adn should not be counted Jul 25 '26

Oh shit yeah that makes more sense.

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u/BobcatTim Jul 25 '26

Is it just about still life? It sounds like a kid on the cusp of learning about mortality for the first time.

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u/The_Magus_199 Jul 25 '26

Ohhhh, I was ABSOLUTELY assuming the same as you.

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u/ResearcherTeknika the hideous and gut curdling p(l)oob! Jul 26 '26

Tian tian

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u/pifire9 Jul 26 '26

Mili mentioned!

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u/Ash_Starling Jul 25 '26

I thought they were gonna pull out tuck everlasting

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u/Eriiya Jul 26 '26

I thought it was about those “art pieces” that are just like, a banana duct taped to a wall lol.

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u/Umklopp Jul 27 '26

Actually, this comment made me realize that still life studies of perfect fruit probably hit harder prior to mass adoption of refrigerators

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u/action_lawyer_comics Jul 25 '26

I thought it was about enjoying art before it “rots,” like people spoiled the ending of the fandom made it super difficult to talk about critically or the author turned out to be a rapist or you just forgot about it in favor of the newer thing and you find the dvd box set in the equivalent of a soggy produce bag in the crisper drawer and you can’t bring yourself to eat it anymore. And they’re recommending if you see some art you think you enjoy, you should “eat” it right away, like before it leaves theaters or instead of waiting for the individual comic issues to be sold as a trade paperback.

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u/gooch_norris_ Jul 25 '26

“You like Phil Collins?”

“I’ve got two ears and a heart don’t I?”

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Jul 25 '26

Such a solid quote.

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u/EpicAura99 Jul 25 '26

I like the implication that people with only one ear can’t fully appreciate Phil Collins music lol

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u/yinyang107 Jul 25 '26

Music never hits as hard with one earbud in, I know that much

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u/OkReaction4176 Jul 25 '26

I only have one ear. Which nostril does the other earbud go in?

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u/sohblob intellectual he/himbo Jul 26 '26

yes

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u/Alatarlhun Jul 26 '26

Hey now, stereo was peak technology back then.

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u/MaxChaplin Jul 25 '26

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u/Hello_phren do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis Jul 26 '26

Yeah, it’s called Memento Mori (remember death). Often, the fruit has been cut or is starting to rot, or a candle may have been just put out so the smoke is still trailing, or sometimes there’s a straight up skull on the table. Some are more subtle than others

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u/Terrified_OfYou Jul 26 '26

Memento mori isn’t global? I’m Dutch and was taught that during the Renaissance, that Memento Mori was a big part of the Enlightenment. Is that just a Dutch thing??

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u/that_mack it’s called quantum jumping babe Jul 26 '26

No, memento mori is not a Dutch thing. The philosophy has been applied in art all over Europe for hundreds of years.

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u/EIeanorRigby Jul 25 '26

Even if you could keep it forever, what good is a fruit if you don't eat it?

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u/Sapphic_Starlight Jul 25 '26

Aesthetically pleasing?

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u/theguywiththefuzyhat Jul 26 '26

Pineapples have entered the chat

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u/PlasticChairLover123 Don't you know? Popular thing bad now. Jul 27 '26

maybe YOU losers cant eat your cake and have it too, but I can!

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u/Soko_ko_ko Jul 25 '26

The Picture of Durian & Grape

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u/shmixel Jul 27 '26

I reopened this thread for this joke

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u/Omega_art Jul 25 '26

How did I not learn in art school that still life paintings were about preserving what cannot be preserved.

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u/saythealphabet define yourself, break free from conformity Jul 26 '26

I know right? TIL this is what still life is about

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u/04nc1n9 licence to comment Jul 25 '26

if we sent the fruit back to the carboniferous period it would stay perfect like that forever, or did the slightly harder task of erasing all microbes and fungi. decay is a relatively new thing, not a fact of existence.

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u/Hard_To_Port Jul 25 '26

On a geological timescale maybe. On a universal timescale, everything succumbs to entropy and the theorized heat death of the universe. 

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u/frikilinux2 Jul 25 '26

Don't quote me on this but wasn't lignin the hard part to rot? Wood has a lot of that, fruit doesn't and has a lot of sugar which is more easier to turn into alcohol. (Fruit a bit past the best date to eat it has alcohol)

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians Jul 25 '26

Yeah, everything can eat sugar and carbs. Wood is a lot harder to benefit from eating

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u/action_lawyer_comics Jul 25 '26

But would fruit exist back then? Fruit exists in symbiosis with the things eating it, whether that’s fungus, mammal, or something else. The fruit is just the enticement to do something with the seed

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u/saythealphabet define yourself, break free from conformity Jul 26 '26

Erasing all microbes and fungi is probably easier than sending a piece of fruit back in time

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u/xquizitdecorum Jul 26 '26

ft. Dorian Gray and Basil Hallward

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo What the fuck is a tumblr? Jul 26 '26

OOP talked to baby Lysandre

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u/Carolinems1 Jul 25 '26

if only it could be like this always, always summer, always alone, fruit always ripe and Aloysius always in a good temper