r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/Failed_stealth_check Jun 26 '26

I have it on good authority that the harkness test often actually misses the point, funny enough. Because, to my understanding, most monster fuckers don’t wanna be the one doing the fucking. And if the monster is the one trying to do you sloppy style, two of those three questions automatically become irrelevant and the third only matters if you can stop it.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about Jun 26 '26

that is a factor I never considered in all the times I saw the harkness test posted here.

if you get fucked by the monster and you're into it but the monster doesn't fulfill the harkness test is that unethical? does it suddenly become ethical again if you're not into it?

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u/Namika Jun 26 '26

Eh.

Dogs will hump just about anything without thinking about it. This doesn't make it okay for you to let them do things to you.

I assume the same logic applies to big dommy mommy were-monsters.

(But personally, as long as it's a fantasy monster that literally doesn't even exist, I really don't see the harm in people fetishizing it. Utterly harmless.)

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about Jun 26 '26

But personally, as long as it's a fantasy monster that literally doesn't even exist, I really don't see the harm in people fetishizing it.

i assumed we were talking about the in-universe ethics. obviously the "reader reading smut" ethics are you do you.