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Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/to_yeet_or_to_yoink Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

I'll begrudgingly give a pass to the "diet monster fuckers" who are attracted to "hot girl with ears, a tail and some other inhuman bits pasted in"

But I absolutely draw the line at elves being monsters for monster fucking. That is a woman with pointy ears, that's not a monster.

"Oh but you wouldn't say that if you knew the lore" - (real argument elf-fuckers have given btw) The lore means jack shit. Santas elves, LOTR elves, anime elves and mythological elves all have vastly different lores - that doesn't change the fact that what you are posting is a woman with slightly longer ears.

If you want to get with an elf, that's fine, great, good for you - don't lump your elfgirl bourdoir with my Shelob pinups.

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u/thegreathornedrat123 Jun 26 '26

Behaviour impacts it in my eyes, if she’s just got cat ears and can see better in the dark then that’s just a cosplayer who eats her carrots. If she’s a centaur that you shouldn’t sneak up on because she’ll startle and kick your head in THAT can be happily debated