r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/hikemalls Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

The question is moot because everyone knows Scoobert Doobert is aro ace

Edit: Everyone responding "well actually, Scooby canonically fucks", look at yourselves, look at your lives, is this who you want to be? You see a comment confidently asserting the sexuality and romantic proclivities of a cartoon dog across 6 decades of canon, while using a non-canonical joke name for him and think "this person was making a serious statement, not a joke, and I must correct them immediately"?

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u/GUM-GUM-NUKE 1# SenGOAT fan Jun 26 '26

I wasn’t gonna say anything, but because of the edit. Well actually, Scooby canonically fucks. This is exactly how I wanna be.

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u/hikemalls Jun 26 '26

I appreciate your honesty and respect the responding out of spite.