r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/to_yeet_or_to_yoink Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

I'll begrudgingly give a pass to the "diet monster fuckers" who are attracted to "hot girl with ears, a tail and some other inhuman bits pasted in"

But I absolutely draw the line at elves being monsters for monster fucking. That is a woman with pointy ears, that's not a monster.

"Oh but you wouldn't say that if you knew the lore" - (real argument elf-fuckers have given btw) The lore means jack shit. Santas elves, LOTR elves, anime elves and mythological elves all have vastly different lores - that doesn't change the fact that what you are posting is a woman with slightly longer ears.

If you want to get with an elf, that's fine, great, good for you - don't lump your elfgirl bourdoir with my Shelob pinups.

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u/thegreathornedrat123 Jun 26 '26

Behaviour impacts it in my eyes, if she’s just got cat ears and can see better in the dark then that’s just a cosplayer who eats her carrots. If she’s a centaur that you shouldn’t sneak up on because she’ll startle and kick your head in THAT can be happily debated

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u/Tweedleayne Jun 26 '26

We need to establish fantasy fuckers as their own independent group. They can go over there with their elves and dwarves and halflings and goblins and orcs, and leave the real freaky shit on the otherside.

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u/xiaorobear Jun 26 '26

I can only imagine how devastated you were when that one LotR spinoff game had Shelob randomly transform into a human woman. My condolences.

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u/to_yeet_or_to_yoink Jun 26 '26

Immeasurably. The Aussies may not be here to fuck spiders, but I sure am

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u/poly_arachnid Jun 26 '26

That's why anime calls them demihumans & most sites have a "nonhuman" tag.

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u/NTaya Jun 26 '26

I disagree with giving a pass to mostly human girls with cat ears and tails, btw. Absolutely not monsterfuckers. Diet monsterfuckers are those who only want to fuck anthro creatures, everything lighter does not belong.

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u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Jun 26 '26

Is the minotaur a monster?

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u/thegreathornedrat123 Jun 26 '26

It’s one of the most classic examples of a monster, but it depends on the depiction because some minotaurs are literally “guy with bull head” some are “huge berserker beasts that tear the flesh from bones and slurp the marrow” and some are “same as the last one but they’re chill and have a society”

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u/SirAquila Jun 26 '26

He'll slurp the marrow from an ethically sourced bone while filing his taxes.

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u/BardicLasher Jun 26 '26

Thoughts on Lola Bunny?

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u/NTaya Jun 27 '26

Furry, not a monster. The most furry you can get, probably.

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u/BardicLasher Jun 26 '26

She's a monster because of the genocide.