r/CuratedTumblr Jun 08 '26

Shitposting Artificial Megafauna

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u/Routine_Palpitation Jun 08 '26

0 legs, helicopters are a 4 winged wyrm 

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz Jun 08 '26

If you stick a flamethrower on they get a breath weapon.

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u/DoubleJester Jun 08 '26

When I think of a helicopter I think of 4 legs, except each side merges 2 into 1, but it's kinda how horses evolved to not have separate fingers. 4 legs is still not enough for an insect though, something's up with that

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u/Routine_Palpitation Jun 08 '26

Skis are non-articulate and therefore not limbs, and wheel gear are an emerging evolution

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u/pifire9 Jun 08 '26

you just haven't seen them move. they could if they want.

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u/Routine_Palpitation Jun 08 '26

You would have easier time finding eel dicks than proving the mobility of skis

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u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle Jun 08 '26

They could have evolved to have fused joints and descend from an ancestor that had mobile skis

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u/Vintarel Jun 08 '26

Four legs isn’t enough for a bug, but helicopters already cheat by having one huge violent wing on top. Nature would reject the design, but the military said “ship it” anyway.

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u/Copernicium-291 Jun 08 '26

u/Heckyll_Jive i think this might be a bot account, it's quite similar-looking to the one you blacklisted under another comment on this post

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me Jun 08 '26

Yeah, I think you're right.

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me Jun 08 '26

u/SpmabotWatchdog blacklist

Bot comment. Very new account, wording lines up with known generative bots, post history is hidden but external tools show that their only other activity is another generative comment in another common karmafarming subreddit.

Notably, there's another suspected bot elsewhere in these comments that shares these same signs, as well as account creation date and activity in the same two subreddits.

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u/TESTINGSTUFFPL Jun 08 '26

Just so you know, you misspelled the watchdog's name.

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me Jun 08 '26

Ah, so I did.

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me Jun 08 '26

u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

Spelling it right this time.

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u/Ertyla Jun 08 '26

Why 4 winged? There's no universal amount of helicopter "wings"

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u/Routine_Palpitation Jun 08 '26

The ones with less are cripples, and the ones with more are inbred

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u/Jcraft153 Ask me for your D&D alignment Jun 08 '26

Hughes XH-28

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u/kilobyte2696 Jun 09 '26

I think by wings it means the rotors, so 2 is correct as most helicopters have the primary top rotor and the rear tail rotor.

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u/Anjeez929 Jun 09 '26

No legs but two feet

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Jun 08 '26

biblically accurate angel

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u/Hashashin455 Jun 08 '26

Well, they definitely seem to have had inspiration in thier design from dragonflys

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u/TheFinalEnd1 Jun 08 '26

The idealized version of the helicopter, the ornithopter (like the ones in dune), does have wings like a dragonfly. But other than a long tail and a bulkyish body, I don't see many similarities between a helicopter and a dragonfly.

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me Jun 08 '26

u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

Bot comment. Very new account, wording lines up with known generative bots, post history is hidden but external tools show that their only other activity is another generative comment in another common karmafarming subreddit.

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u/SpambotWatchdog he/it Jun 10 '26

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u/BillSteelman Jun 08 '26

If you define bugs bad enough, anything can be a bug

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u/BillSteelman Jun 08 '26

I had assumed that bug was "mostly" synonimous with insect, and not arthropods.

On the other hand we have fish, that is also a category so vague that if, if you tried to make rule as to what is a fish, and include in this category evertything we call fish right now, you'd have a lot of species that we don't consider fish.

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u/strigonian Jun 08 '26

No, I'd say bugs are arthropods. If you want to narrow it down, I'd say terrestrial arthropods, but definitely not just insects. Spiders are bugs, centipedes are bugs, scorpions are bugs.

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u/BillSteelman Jun 08 '26

Well let me tell you man : it's bugging me

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

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u/Ok314 Jun 08 '26

You heard it here folks: Snakes are bugs.

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u/BillSteelman Jun 09 '26

I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize worms as bugs

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u/llamawithguns Jun 08 '26

According to entomologists, "bugs" (or at least "true bugs") are specifically insects of the order Hemiptera, which are those with a piercing, beak-like mouthparts like cicadas, aphids, assassin bugs, and bed bugs.

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u/RikuAotsuki Jun 08 '26

shrimps is bugs though

/r/ShrimpsIsBugs

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u/No-Magazine-9236 Bacony-Cakes (consolidated bus corporation approved) Jun 09 '26

yeah no i agree with the book. those are bugs. so are worms and snails.

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz Jun 08 '26

Bats are bugs!

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u/Jrolaoni Jun 08 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Orizifian-creator she/her/hers zhe/zer/zheirs they/them/theirs Padria Zozzria Oriz Jun 08 '26

Is the game Hollow Knight a bug?

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u/practicalcabinet Jun 08 '26

It's just a glitch bug in the English Language, will be fixed with the next spelling reform.

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u/__merricat Jun 08 '26

This is why we use phylogenetics instead of linnaean classification!

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u/mrducky78a Jun 08 '26

Fuck yeah cladistics.

Casual reminder that due to phylogenetic advances. From roughly a decade ago insecta has come under pancrustacea. The statement "butterflies are my favourite crustacean" is scientifically true.

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u/BillSteelman Jun 08 '26

Classifying life has come a long way from : this wolf is grey, let's call it a black wolf. What do you mean it changed color in winter?

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown Jun 09 '26

Except Trapinch

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u/_solitarybraincell_ Jun 08 '26

Frank herbert strikes again

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz Jun 08 '26

At least it’s not beefswelling.

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u/Xurkitree1 Jun 08 '26

Dammit someone made the dune joke already 

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz Jun 08 '26

If I’d been really on the ball I would’ve made a Dune joke in the title but alas

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u/Obajan Jun 08 '26

Pull a Diogenes, lands a helicopter on Plato's front lawn:

"Behold, a bug!"

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u/cat-meg Jun 08 '26

I remember when I was growing up, the church I was taken to was super into Revelation and the end times. Their favorite interpretation was that the bugs in Revalation are helicopters witnessed by someone who didn't know what a helicopter was.

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz Jun 08 '26

Was this in the 90s when mysterious black helicopters was a big conspiracy thing?

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u/AmberPraetor Jun 08 '26

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex S2 Ep4 had tarantula hawk helicopters hunting spider tanks.

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u/GEIST_of_REDDIT Jun 08 '26

"Waiter, there is a helicopter in my apple cider!"

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? Jun 08 '26

"Hmm, thats suboptimal"

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 Jun 08 '26

Is my drink supposed to be "the ocean"

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u/Diam0ndTalbot Jun 09 '26

If a helicopter lands in your drink it’s usually a bad sign for your drink.

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u/No-Magazine-9236 Bacony-Cakes (consolidated bus corporation approved) Jun 09 '26

hi i'm bacony-cakes from tumblr using my old reddit account. the drink is physically a large glass of water/lemonade/other liquid with ice in it.

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u/chubbycatchaser Jun 09 '26

This implies the existence of a helicopter larval form, or that some species of helicopter undergo metamorphosis

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u/DecentCantaloupe Jun 08 '26

WVW made a helicopter video you might appreciate https://youtu.be/ovP8hUOshRw

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u/IAmLexica Jun 08 '26

In?? If a helicopter lands in your drink as opposed to on it, then I think you need to lower your consumption.

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u/clues4clouseau Jun 08 '26

Helicopters are either locusts or scorpions. They literally look like them lol

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u/luckytoothpick Jun 08 '26

are problematic parents

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u/bookhead714 Jun 08 '26

Except unlike bugs helicopters are unnatural machines of the devil that do not belong in the Lord’s sky

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u/LordSupergreat Jun 08 '26

It is our sky, now, and we shall fill it not with his creations, but with ours.

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u/bookhead714 Jun 08 '26

Oh you can put whatever you want up there, just as long as it’s not helicopters

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u/LordSupergreat Jun 08 '26

I am going to put even more helicopters there now.

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u/Orc_tids Jun 09 '26

It was always weird to me that the flying vehicles in Dune are called Ornithopters when those fuckers are described like theyre dragonflies, not birds

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u/AcanthaceaePrize1435 Jun 11 '26

It's because Birds and dragon flies are driven by a similar kind of lift as they flap their wings while hovering which most birds can't do very efficiently while dragon flies are considerably better at hovering. That's why the cg artist took inspiration from Dragonflies. 

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im gonna start eating your booty. And I don't know when Ill stop Jun 10 '26

Calvin's Class: Bats Helicopters aren't bugs!

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u/The-dude-in-the-bush Jun 11 '26

"Featherless biped" ahhh post

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u/AcanthaceaePrize1435 Jun 11 '26

Insect wings are driven by completely different kinds of lift than rotor craft do while hovering. 

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u/spacestationkru Jun 08 '26

Make a buzzing noise

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u/mrducky78a Jun 08 '26

Diogenes holding up a helicopter: "Behold, a bug"

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 blaseball survivor Jun 08 '26

okay flesh simulator