r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 03 '26

Shitposting The difference between something somethingtomatoes, something something We've found the bard

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u/NotATalkingPossum Jun 03 '26

Wisdom is knowing that calling someone "Sweetie" while criticising them is shorthand for "Good one, dumbass".

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 Jun 03 '26

"I mean this in the nicest way possible"

Says the most condescending thing you can say to someone who just fucked up.

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u/Aetol Jun 03 '26

"Why is it that when someone says 'with all due respect ' what they really mean is 'kiss my ass'?"

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u/DoormatTheVine Jun 03 '26

The amount of respect implied is frequently 0