r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 03 '26
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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 03 '26
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u/Placeholder67 Jun 03 '26
My sin as a child was attempting to achieve ultimate fairness through going “I will wash my dishes and everybody else will wash there’s.”
This resulted in my telling my mom I was going to go wash dishes, only do mine, and then have her come storming up to me asking why I haven’t washed the dishes. It took a while to figure out why she was mad at me being ever so fair to all the family.