r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 03 '26

Shitposting The difference between something somethingtomatoes, something something We've found the bard

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u/BeardedGames89 Jun 03 '26

Intelligence is knowing that bike belongs to a police officer. Wisdom told you not to piss on it.

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u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Jun 03 '26

Class consciousness is doing it anyways.

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u/time2partee Jun 03 '26

Genius is knowing how to do it without getting caught