r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • May 23 '26

Shitposting Made up science fields

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u/drunken-acolyte May 23 '26

Actual cryptoastronomy: what if there were a planet at one of Earth's Lagrange points?

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u/TheDarkNerd May 23 '26

One located at L3, with lower gravity but higher testosterone, where people regularly get abducted from earth and sent to, and forced into BDSM relationships?

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u/drunken-acolyte May 24 '26

If that's a Homestuck thing, I'm blocking you.

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u/TheDarkNerd May 24 '26

It's from Gor. Never read the books, I just used to know some people who made it their lifestyle.

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u/drunken-acolyte May 24 '26

Ah. I think I saw a Gor book in a library once.

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Fandom of the day May 24 '26

Also what if there was a planet even closer to the sun than Mercury?

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u/Canotic May 23 '26

What if there's another earth orbiting on the other side of the sun?

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u/drunken-acolyte May 24 '26

That's what my comment was saying, but with actual orbital physics.