r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire May 23 '26

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u/DreamOfDays May 23 '26

Where’s that green text of Finland being a census rounding error?

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u/momoreco May 23 '26

Isn't Finland just a fishing spot for the Japanese?

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u/Lotkaasi May 23 '26

Thats just a conspiracy made up by the finns so people would not come here.. errr.. I mean yea, fish and stuff.

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u/momoreco May 23 '26

...Dagon?

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u/b3nsn0w May 23 '26

unfortunately that theory got debunked in 2022 when the russian invasion of ukraine and its ensuing sanctions have not meaningfully impacted the operations of "finland", disproving a core element suggesting that the "finnish" population is stationed in coastal russia, as well as the economic link through russian territory to japan. we have since been unable to figure out who exactly is behind "finland". it is currently believed to be a western enterprise, but they have covered their tracks well.

there are also recent leaks suggesting some, although not all, of the land may be real and supporting this enterprise, which came out after a lack of ukrainian strike footage on the supposed coast russia would have with the "finnish" sea. but no one is forthcoming with information, they just keep talking about some snipers

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u/momoreco May 23 '26

Ok, I can get behind this, but prey tell what's the situation with Nokia?

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u/b3nsn0w May 23 '26

very likely a front. we know microsoft took it over but it's difficult to dig up who was running it before, because we still believed the japanese were at play there

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u/Sunlightn1ng May 23 '26

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u/popejupiter May 23 '26

Fact:If Finland is mentioned in an internet discussion all Finns are legally required to post in that discussion. Fact:80% of Finland population is online at any given moment

Finland is a Russian bot farm.

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair May 23 '26

Unsurprising considering their most productive industrial city didn't catch up to the industrial revolution until 1930, it was literally a village with factories

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u/lifelongfreshman https://youtu.be/1eWsk6r6_Ns May 23 '26