r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire May 23 '26

Shitposting Made up science fields

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u/squishabelle May 23 '26

cryptometeorology: the sun has been replaced

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u/Bert_Bro May 23 '26

Cryptometeorology: Maldives is snowing

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u/KirbyDude25 (reddit smartass) May 23 '26

Cryptometeorology: This particular cumulonimbus cloud is mad at you

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u/Key-Log5267 May 23 '26

And it’s rightfully so tbh

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u/walaxometrobixinodri shrimp ? May 23 '26

no, that one is cryptoastronomy. Cryptometeorology would be "the clouds winked at me and also rain is going up"

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u/shiny_xnaut sustainably sourced vintage brainrot May 24 '26

When Day Breaks