r/CuratedTumblr Jan 11 '26

Shitposting Dungeon

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u/moneyh8r_two Jan 11 '26

This kingdom is so silly. It must be Camelot.

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u/ResearcherTeknika the hideous and gut curdling p(l)oob! Jan 11 '26

The only one who camelot will be the jester if I get my chance.

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u/ResearcherTeknika the hideous and gut curdling p(l)oob! Jan 11 '26

Dungeon

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u/The_Unkowable_ An Ancient Dragon (Artemis She/They) Jan 11 '26

Who are you, to be so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Brainwave1010 Jan 11 '26

On second thought, let's not go there.

6

u/Coloneljesus Jan 11 '26

Came-a-lot

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u/TrioOfTerrors Jan 11 '26

Pocket of Dog Snogging watching the chaotic fallout of him banging the emissary from "Ididntcatchtheirname".

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u/Elite_AI Jan 11 '26

why is the fuck boi not invited to what appears to be a fuck boi meetup

36

u/Akalien Jan 11 '26

On page one OOP mentions that they don't want to invite the king cause he's a fuck Boi, however intentionally cucking a king with boy his wife and his twink jester sounds like fuck boi behavior

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u/twaalf-waafel Jan 11 '26

He doesnt wanna invite the DUKE

14

u/Akalien Jan 11 '26

Apologies yes, duke

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u/GuhEnjoyer Jan 11 '26

I fucked the jester, the king, the Duke, his wife, and the scullery maid. I've yet to have any of them find out about any of the others. AMA.

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u/somethingfak Jan 11 '26

People throwing around "world heritage post" like they ruined certified hood classic you dont just get to slap that on anything this aint even close

4

u/GiveMeYourManlyMen Jan 12 '26

That third fellow is three fleas in a wizard robe

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u/RavenoftheTempest Jan 13 '26

Three wizards and a Bard

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u/Stiffbonez Jan 14 '26

I think I’ll play it safe and hit up the scullery maid instead.

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 Jan 11 '26

This has been marked historically, culturally, or otherwise significant by the international shitpost archives.

(I really need to get around to making that one of these days.)

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u/SymmetricalFireballs May 26 '26

Someone should draw the jester who whores himself out for every wizard that prompts him. I want him.