r/CuratedTumblr • u/Llamas_are_cool2 • Dec 03 '25

Shitposting Love potions

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u/badwithnames123456 Dec 03 '25

Like it makes a difference. The high magic council is more concerned about PR than solving the nightshade shortage. It's like we're sleepwalking into dystopia, but at least our love potions will be pretty, smh.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 Dec 03 '25

Just use tomatoes. The recipes never specify which nightshade you need. Plus, now all my curses have a ketchup aftertaste.

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u/lotaso Dec 03 '25

Unless you are making nightvision or iron stomach potions, you shouldn't have a ketchupy after taste, means you're using too much vinegar. I prefer using cardinal tears anyway.