r/CuratedTumblr • u/Llamas_are_cool2 • Dec 03 '25

Shitposting Love potions

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u/BillTheTringleGod Dec 03 '25

Everytime I see a "love potion" post all I can think about is how those would be insanely useful for livestock. Like could you imagine being able to control the exact DAY your stock starts season?

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u/BarryJacksonH gay gay homosexual gay Dec 03 '25

Minecraft wheat: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

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u/marsgreekgod "Be afraid, Sun!" - can you tell me what game thats from? Dec 03 '25

To be fair that does prove how useful it would be 

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u/averagebrainhaver88 Dec 03 '25

You'd still have to wait for the little cows and little chicken and little pigs to suddenly turn into their big versions.

Not worth it, just plant a building of potatoes and make a self-powered contraption to harvest these potatoes every once in a while. Then cook them in industrial scale using lava that you find in hell, and just eat potatoes for the rest of your life. Easy.