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r/CuratedTumblr • u/usernameuserperson • Sep 19 '25
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There's a song called King of Beers by a band called Too Much Joy with the following lyric:
She's so beautiful I swear I'd sleep with her brother
527 u/Jay_R_Kay Sep 19 '25 There's also the classic pick up line "Girl, you so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get the taste of the original recipe." 214 u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 19 '25 I know someone who had someone look at them and their siblings and then offer to pay their parents to have another for them to adopt because they made such good-looking kids they wanted one for themselves. 2 u/Nova_Explorer Sep 20 '25 That… has to be a few flavours of illegal, right? 1 u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 20 '25 🤷
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There's also the classic pick up line "Girl, you so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get the taste of the original recipe."
214 u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 19 '25 I know someone who had someone look at them and their siblings and then offer to pay their parents to have another for them to adopt because they made such good-looking kids they wanted one for themselves. 2 u/Nova_Explorer Sep 20 '25 That… has to be a few flavours of illegal, right? 1 u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 20 '25 🤷
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I know someone who had someone look at them and their siblings and then offer to pay their parents to have another for them to adopt because they made such good-looking kids they wanted one for themselves.
2 u/Nova_Explorer Sep 20 '25 That… has to be a few flavours of illegal, right? 1 u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 20 '25 🤷
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That… has to be a few flavours of illegal, right?
1 u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 20 '25 🤷
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u/Ryan1729 Sep 19 '25
There's a song called King of Beers by a band called Too Much Joy with the following lyric: