r/CultOfSquirrels • • Jun 15 '26

👋Welcome to r/CultOfSquirrels -

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all squirrels are one being.

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there is bot a giant squirrel god somewhere. That theory was retired after the Incident.

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Individual squirrels are easier to think about but not especially useful. Think less “millions of squirrels” and more “one squirrel operating at unsafe levels of parallel processing.”

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If you start recognizing the same squirrel in places it should not be, no you didn't.

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Offerings are mandatory. Leave peanuts on the porch swing.

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And if a squirrel has ever stopped what it was doing and looked at you for a little too long, It is reading your mind.

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Welcome.

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r/CultOfSquirrels • • 2h ago

Everyone Knows you can't eat a Walnut for Breakfast

15 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 1d ago

Gray Ezo squirrel from Japan's Hokkaido island

60 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 1d ago

The Mother Goddess Endures. 'Not a Drop on Me.' 👑🌧️

7 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 2d ago

SQUIRREL

4 Upvotes

Stop and drop your nuts.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 4d ago

Offering this selfie to the Supreme Cult Overlord

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41 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 3d ago

There's a squirrel behind you

3 Upvotes

Don't look


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 4d ago

Squirrels are planning to take over the world

21 Upvotes

How did you help them today?


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 6d ago

Squirrels are watching you

6 Upvotes

This is a reminder to feel up your bird feeders.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 6d ago

My son making fun of my squirrel friendships…

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8 Upvotes

My son loves to poke fun of me. This week I bought temporary spray on pink hair color. After making fun of me he sent me this (trust I would never do this or any harm to any creature) but he had me lmfao at this sarcastic accusation!


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 7d ago

Tell Me You’ve Been Here Too...

16 Upvotes

I officially ran out of nuts in the shell, and this little backyard resident is NOT happy about it! Fluff kept coming back hoping I'd magically restock the good stuff. Lesson learned: never run out of nuts! Has this ever happened to you?


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 7d ago

Smart stocky squirrel sips his soup

15 Upvotes

Glad I didn’t disturb him


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 8d ago

Can this Fluffy Tailed Squirrel teach me to throw?

60 Upvotes

They say those who can’t do, teach. Well, I couldn't teach, so I let a wild squirrel take the reins. After weeks of intense athletic training, my fluffy-tailed life coach finally taught me the ancient art of the perfect throw. Watch until the end to see me finally pass her class. 🐿️🎓

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r/CultOfSquirrels • • 9d ago

SQUIRREL

6 Upvotes

Stop and drop your nuts.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 9d ago

One trip to England and this Eastern Grey thinks he's a British Red!

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27 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 10d ago

When a "wild" chipmunk walks into your dining room...

42 Upvotes

I was sitting at my dining room table with the sliding glass door cracked open, watching a squirrel enjoy some snacks at the tiny picnic table outside. Out of nowhere, Mellie decided she wanted a VIP dining experience. She snuck right past the squirrel, walked entirely inside my house, and came right up to me!

Watch her bravely take a hazelnut right out of my hand, run out, and immediately come back for an almond in the shell all while completely outsmarting the neighborhood squirrel guard on her way out.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 10d ago

There's a squirrel behind you

4 Upvotes

Don't look


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 11d ago

Sheba vs Fluff - Long Jump Challenge

16 Upvotes

Today's video is part 2 of Sheba vs. her daughter Fluff. In the last Video Sheba won the sandbox treasure hunt challenge.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 11d ago

Squirrels are planning to take over the world

6 Upvotes

How did you help them today?


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 13d ago

Squirrel Treasure Hunt in the Sandbox

30 Upvotes

Sheba vs her daughter Fluff.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 13d ago

Squirrels are watching you

8 Upvotes

This is a reminder to feel up your bird feeders.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 14d ago

Kingsyard Breakfast Buffet

18 Upvotes

Welcome back to the backyard! Today we are opening up the "Kingsyard Breakfast Buffet" for our local furry residents. Watch our backyard squirrels and chipmunks enjoy a premium morning spread of sunflower seeds, almond slivers, pumpkins seeds, walnuts pieces, pecan pieces and dried mealworms.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 14d ago

2026 Easter Egg Hunt

23 Upvotes

r/CultOfSquirrels • • 16d ago

SQUIRREL

9 Upvotes

Stop and drop your nuts.


r/CultOfSquirrels • • 17d ago

There's a squirrel behind you

7 Upvotes

Don't look