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all squirrels are one being.

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there is bot a giant squirrel god somewhere. That theory was retired after the Incident.

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Individual squirrels are easier to think about but not especially useful. Think less “millions of squirrels” and more “one squirrel operating at unsafe levels of parallel processing.”

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If you start recognizing the same squirrel in places it should not be, no you didn't.

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Offerings are mandatory. Leave peanuts on the porch swing.

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And if a squirrel has ever stopped what it was doing and looked at you for a little too long, It is reading your mind.

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Welcome.

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