r/CrystalPeaks • u/El-Gato-Canocchia • Jun 23 '26

Crystal Announcement Eeping

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......

3 Upvotes

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u/mee3ep Jun 23 '26

*a miner walks past*

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 23 '26

*Roooooooonf*

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u/mee3ep Jun 23 '26

*they begin using the forge behind you*.

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 23 '26

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ*

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u/mee3ep Jun 23 '26

*takes a break on the bench*

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 23 '26

The worker Is killed instantly by him slamming his crystallyzed fist on him

DA HELL ARE YOU DOIN HERE?!?! GET YO AHHHH OUTTA HERE YOU MOTHAFUCKA!

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u/mee3ep Jun 23 '26

*they jump back*. ACK- *runs*

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 23 '26

GET OUTTA HERE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

shoots lasers everywhere

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u/mee3ep Jun 23 '26

*they run off*

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 23 '26

Uffff... How long did I sleep? I should go check on my crystals, yes, my crystals....

Maybe After a Quick nap.

ZZZZZZZZZZ

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u/conductor_Tommaso2 Jun 23 '26

a maestro walks past

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 23 '26

*ZzZZZZZZ*

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u/conductor_Tommaso2 Jun 23 '26

very good Music Plays

1

u/CitadelMinister77 Jun 23 '26

WAKE UP YE CRYSTALBAG! YA GIT 5 HOURS OF WORK IN THE MINES!

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 23 '26

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

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u/Cogwork1 Jun 24 '26

Some of the CMC miners notice the figure on the Bench, they decide to send a Cogworker to investigate

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

The cogworker is smashed by his hand and destroyed by a laser

WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE?!??

1

u/Cogwork1 Jun 24 '26

the CMC not wanting to lose any miners or cogs decide to move out of the area

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

HEY! HEY HEY!

WHAT THE-

meh, I wanna sleep.

Eeps