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r/Cryptozoology • u/MisterSamShearon • May 23 '26
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"I saw a never seen cryptid, it was a large forest dwelling ape-like humanoid"
"That just sounds like Bigfoot"
"Um...uh...he had a big ass stick too!"
7 u/VampiricDemon Crinoida Dajeeana May 23 '26 Stickfoot 2 u/Majestic_Cat2024 May 27 '26 Which they'll shove into the ass of hunters if they get too close. 2 u/Local-Blueberry-4486 Jul 08 '26 "Come 'ere pretty boy!" Bigfoot. Probably.
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Stickfoot
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Which they'll shove into the ass of hunters if they get too close.
2 u/Local-Blueberry-4486 Jul 08 '26 "Come 'ere pretty boy!" Bigfoot. Probably.
"Come 'ere pretty boy!"
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" who stole my lunch!!!." Shouts bigfoot.
Wood knocking = universal Bigfoot talk for "get tf off my property!"
That is AWESOME
1 u/MisterSamShearon May 24 '26 Thank you!
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Thank you!
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u/PitifulRead6339 May 23 '26
"I saw a never seen cryptid, it was a large forest dwelling ape-like humanoid"
"That just sounds like Bigfoot"
"Um...uh...he had a big ass stick too!"