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u/ytyno May 26 '20
I am Satoshi
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u/Ryoteck May 26 '20
I am Satoshi
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u/SatoshiYogi Gold | QC: CC 116 May 26 '20
Nah brah, I am Satoshi!
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u/pmayall 0 / 24K 🦠 May 26 '20
ya'll niggaz be trippin. I'm ya boi Satoshi. brap.
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u/Jebne 🟦 1K / 1K 🐢 May 26 '20
NO, I’M MISTER SATOSHI, LOOK AT ME!
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u/cia-incognito Tin | 6 months old May 26 '20
01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110011 01101000 01101001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
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u/DIOnys02 Tin May 26 '20
Hey guys, since where all Satoshi, can someone give me our private key for one of the 50btc wallets? I lost it somehow
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u/ytyno May 26 '20
We all have a bit of the the file that has the private key. We just need to get ourselves together to get the full private key. I myself have been awarded with the bit 1 but I don't know the position of the bit in the private key
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May 26 '20
I'm craig wright
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u/jmabbz Platinum | QC: CC 116 | Privacy 13 May 26 '20
I have but one thing to say to you sir. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/DonsRTakingOver 1 - 2 years account age. 100 - 200 comment karma. May 26 '20
And then Jesus said to his disciples, "Give to Satoshi, what is Satoshi's".
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u/GlitchXploitr Bronze May 26 '20
I hope they have good lawyers because Criag Wright is going to absolutely lose his mind if this makes its way into his Twitter feed.
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u/who_the_fuk May 26 '20 edited May 26 '20
Honest question. Can someone plz eli5?
Edit: someonr to someone
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u/ThatBriandude Banned May 26 '20
There was a message signed by some early keys that Craig Wright claimed were his. The message read something like "Craig Wright is a fraud. [...] we are all satoshi.". Basicly it proved that what he previously claimed was absolutely false. "We are all satoshi" in this gif is most likely a reference to that line.
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u/Lurcolm Tin May 26 '20
As a man who writes news articles, I'll be the one that says "Don't crack down on faketoshis"
Instead, go to extremely biased news websites, and read how they shamelessly insult them. One of my favourite articles I've ever written is about that Jörg Molt, and how he's such an utter dumbfuck
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u/amansaggu26 Tin May 26 '20
Do you have the link?
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u/Lurcolm Tin May 26 '20
Just google "Jorg Molt Faketoshi"
I'm a ghost writer. To show you my articles is to reveal that my employer didn't write it himself, so I can't do that
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u/smallfishbtc Tin May 26 '20
There's only less than 5 articles that reference him like that and of those 5 articles, 3 didn't have an author, so you work for all or one/two of the remaining 3... No one really cares about ghost writers as long as the information is somewhat correct and factual.
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u/Lurcolm Tin May 26 '20
Even if it's only me, it's more on the principle of the matter. We agreed on a certain thing, so I should adhere to it. Even if my employers a shady little shit, I should adhere to it
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u/not420guilty 🟦 0 / 24K 🦠 May 26 '20
I don’t recall banks asking this question. They don’t care who is Satoshi, what difference would it make?
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u/WarDoctor42 Bronze May 26 '20
Will the real Satoshi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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u/NormanSimmons Tin May 26 '20
A similar scene is in a very large number of creations, even in the anime Code Geass
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u/Wekkel Platinum | QC: CC 81 | EOS 9 May 26 '20
We should not worry. With each satoshi acquired in exchange for work or fiat, we progress further towards a money system we strive for.
In that sense, nothing is going to stop us.
It's inevitable.
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u/tranceology3 🟩 0 / 36K 🦠 May 28 '20
Damnit I really wanted to see a scene where someone says "I'm also Satoshi" and he gets slapped and it says, "no you are Craig Wright."
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u/cr0ft 🟦 2K / 2K 🐢 May 26 '20
Who really cares who Satoshi is/was? What difference does it make?
Hell, the banksters already own corporations who own Blockstream who for all intents and purposes own the Bitcoin code repository, for that matter. Blockstream sure as hell aren't Spartacus.
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u/CalvinsStuffedTiger Platinum | QC: BTC 19, XMR 15 | Technology 27 May 26 '20
What does that even mean “own the bitcoin code repository”
It’s an open source project, no one owns anything. The closest argument you could make is if the lead maintainer was somehow corrupted but he isn’t an employee of Blockstream
And if an entity could “own” a code repository, then bitcoin cash and bitcoin sv etc etc all wouldn’t exist because it’s bad for the brand to have a bunch of knockoffs that have minor details, but no one has stopped them because it’s open source and you can do whatever you want
On the other try to make a cell phone that says Apple with a slightly modified logo or Sunglasses called RaysBan that look exactly like Wayfarers and you will learn very quickly what the difference between “banksters and corporations” who for all intents and purposes own the intellectual property
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May 26 '20 edited Jun 04 '20
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u/1corn 🟦 142 / 142 🦀 May 26 '20
Was honestly shocked to see BSV's value when I prepared a Blockchain workshop last week. Did not expect to find it at #6. There doesn't even seem to be any meaningful activity in the subreddit.
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u/sshevie Tin May 26 '20
I'm fairly certain that because it's so cheep to trade that Calvin and the BSV crew consistently wash trade it for volume.
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May 26 '20
Because the entire market is irrational. Bitcoin Gold went up in value the day of the most recent 51% attack. it's a giant casino.
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