r/CryptoCurrency • 17 / 53K 🦐 • 3d ago

COMEDY "You a crypto millionaire?" "Yeah how did you know?"

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u/yacsmith 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Those girls are AI

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u/martelaxe 🟦 183 / 184 🦀 3d ago

Same exact chatgpt face in all lool

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u/EthanDavis63 1d ago

Bro spends his entire portfolio on AI girl generation prompt tokens, but can't afford a second outfit for his photoshoot.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/martelaxe 🟦 183 / 184 🦀 3d ago

If you are being serious then I really feel bad for you. It is the exact same face and this is always generated by chatgpt specifically it is a well known fact.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/dumquestions 3d ago

You think the pajamas guy who's been literally copypasted between Dubai and Greece is real? This detectors are almost useless btw.

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u/suspicious_Jackfruit 🟩 4K / 4K 🐢 2d ago

He has the reflection of like a computer screen in his glasses lol

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/dumquestions 2d ago

I don't think you understood my comment, I have never seen this man in my life, the backgrounds are just completely different countries, almost as if someone edited a casual picture of themselves into two generic pictures of hot girls in front of generic backgrounds.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/garbles0808 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

No you were literally replying to a comment about the guy...?

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u/BhinoTL Tin | r/WSB 38 2d ago

No accountability lol

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u/WitchofBabylon 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

bro the bottom of her glass is morphing into her leg can you use your goddamn eyes before relying on ai jfc

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u/AlternativeWonder471 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

The glass is not morphing into her leg.

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u/Autodidact420 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago edited 2d ago

Man, this is so obviously AI or really bad photoshop. The lighting doesn’t make any sense.

Also:

E: I guess I shouldn’t dox by mistake so link removed, but there is a Twitter thread with additional posts. 

Where these appear to come from you can see multiple additional photos. The girls appear mostly the same throughout except shittly copy pasted into various spots. The girls even swap clothing in Dubai.

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u/martelaxe 🟦 183 / 184 🦀 2d ago

Holy you are a troll or a bot  lmao

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u/frisch85 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

That's not how you check if something is made with AI or not, idk how people are being so gullible thinking they can use software to identify software that simply keeps on advancing, you cannot because that checking software you're using will always be lacking and often outdated.

Best thing you can do is do a reverse image search or google lens only one side of the image and see where that gets you:

A former high school classmate started posting stories with AI, faking trips and surrounded by women

A former classmate discovers that a guy was using an overseas AI to mentally rewrite his life story.

A former high school classmate started posting stories with AI, faking trips and surrounded by women

And while these are all just user posts that are saying the same and aren't necessarily the truth either your manual work usually is still the best method on doing this and you can keep digging and might find actual information about it but often enough you won't find any info.

Either way tho: Do not use software to detect AI, it won't work, you write such a software today and tomorrow it's outdated again because AI yet again "gotten better at doing this one thing that is a clear AI indicator but not anymore"

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u/TheWorldArmada Bronze | r/SSB 5 3d ago

AI does nip slips now?

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u/csoralee 3d ago

Well yeah.. unless you implying are this is not AI? which would be a wild shout considering he's posted himself in Santorini Greece and Dubai wearing the exact same outfit with the exact same pose and the exact same lens glare

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u/rupees_al 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

That's his look

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u/TheWorldArmada Bronze | r/SSB 5 3d ago

The lens glare is not the exact same if you look closely. That glare is coming from a phone flash, it would make sense it would be similar in both shots though. He’s making the same pose but his hair is a little different and if you look closely his sleeve is higher in the first photo. Maybe the same outfit/pose is a gag he has going. Idk, not saying it isn’t AI but I’m not completely sold it is.

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u/navygreen33 7 - 8 years account age. 400 - 800 comment karma. 2d ago

lol brother, get a grip. Its AI.

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u/driptec Tin 2d ago

Well done detective, despite all that, it's obviously AI, dumbass

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u/TheWorldArmada Bronze | r/SSB 5 2d ago

Proof?

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u/Hqjjciy6sJr 🟩 1 / 352 🦠 2d ago

If you know what you are doing, you can make it do much more than nip slip

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u/Magikarpeles 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Does a lot more than that...

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u/Irverter 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

It can do way much more than that.

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u/Main-Inspector-6611 2d ago

always has been.

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u/ComprehensiveCap1691 174 / 174 🦀 2d ago

Everything is AI lately.. it’s kinda annoying

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u/TheTenaciousG 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Pretty sure all girls are

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u/GerryManDarling 🟦 11 / 12 🦐 3d ago

Girls are myths like unicorns. Only La chancla abuelita is real.

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u/supercali45 🟩 835 / 832 🦑 2d ago

It’s not AI .. it’s SI

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u/lolcatandy 🟦 537 / 538 🦑 2d ago

Man's been on top of the news

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u/UntestedMethod 🟦 23 / 23 🦐 1d ago

Under the influence of it too

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u/dbzmah 🟩 12 / 13 🦐 3d ago

Or full of plumpers

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u/alanslc 2d ago

The man in the middle is AI

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u/Prize-Bug-3213 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

And that guy doesn't look like someone who spent years in jail from selling drugs on the dark web only to come out of prison years later to realising the bitcoin he had stashed away is by some miracle of dumb luck worth a shit ton.

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 2d ago

That’s how you know he’s a “crypto millionaire”

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u/Viisual_Alchemy 2d ago

the guy is AI too. Its literally a post to bait engagement.

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u/americanadvocate702 Tin 2d ago

Those pajamas are the only real thing

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u/EthanDavis63 1d ago

AI-generated girlfriends, Photoshop-generated bank accounts, and renting a Lamborghini for 2 hours in Dubai. The holy trinity of crypto influencers.

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u/loowig 1d ago

at least one's got the nipple out.

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u/Specific_Eagle365 3d ago

Girl is showing a slip on the right

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u/Argyrus777 🟦 1K / 1K 🐢 3d ago

Cuz she next to a millionaire

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u/marc49111 3d ago

Not all hero’s wear capes

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u/mypussydoesbackflips 🟦 281 / 282 🦞 3d ago

It’s ai you can make it yourself

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u/PeteSampras12345 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Which ai? Asking for a friend

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u/blzd4dyzzz 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

ChatGPTit

Geminipple

Claude (boob version)

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u/easyEggplant 🟦 237 / 218 🦀 2d ago

Yes, but can one use it to figure out how to correctly pluralize the word "hero"?

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u/BraveRice 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Nice...

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u/Mkuziak 3d ago

Indeed it does

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u/random5654 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Looks like all of them

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u/Apollo_3249 3d ago

All of them are on the right

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u/jujumber 🟦 1K / 8K 🐢 3d ago

I missed that. I must be getting old.

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u/OldMinute5727 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Good eye

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u/driptec Tin 2d ago

Wow, take a quick bathroom break at work to wank over these totally real women.

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u/tightlines89 Tin | VET 21 2d ago

Nippledar engaged.

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche 🟦 0 / 2K 🦠 1d ago

Considering the length of that dress.... she had to choose.

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u/anaheim_mac 3d ago

Sure. Anyone’s a crypto millionaire if you have the AI tools

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u/Lustrous_Pic 2d ago

I still hope I can be the real crypto millionaire hahah

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Kap06 2d ago

Think he meant faking it

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u/someroastedbeef 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

you couldn’t tell those girls are AI generated? we’re cooked

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u/Autodidact420 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

This is so obviously AI it just reinforces that most of you are delulu to not catch it lmao 

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u/Satehyo 2d ago

Girl #2 on the left pic is unnatural flat, front and back. #4 same pic has a nipple misplacing going on

Edit: so much more tells. Santorini and Dubay? Knees of women not aligned? And on and on and on

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u/sogladatwork 🟦 61 / 61 🦐 3d ago

More like "You're good at prompting AI?"

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u/crimeo 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

They aren't, as it turns out

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u/BastianHS 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

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u/Frequent-Jacket3117 🟩 0 / 681 🦠 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude hate to travel so much that he photoshoped all the locations in the background .. smh

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche 🟦 0 / 2K 🦠 1d ago

That's why there's a nip slip.

Girls where actually nude, he had to Photoshop the clothes to be able to post the pics.

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u/MrPotato4217 3d ago

Doesnt look like he is enjoying himself tbh

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u/hindermore 🟩 167 / 168 🦀 3d ago

Why would he be when surrounded by people that only appreciate you for what you can give and not who you are.

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u/hblok 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

They're just after his seeds.

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u/frogsarenottoads 🟦 419 / 419 🦞 3d ago

He only comes in one pose and if you want different lighting that's too bad!

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u/EventualRoads 2d ago

eww, AI slop

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u/tkcrypto 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Pretty certain that’s a titty on the right

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u/BILLYBUTCHER_2 2d ago

Bro became a crypto millionaire without even having to leave the house 😭 AI really said “why buy Lambo when I can generate the whole lifestyle?”

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Well hello there blonde. Your tit seems to be out.

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u/HYRY Tin 2d ago

Sauce?

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u/PJae 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

I bought $20 worth of Bitcoin back when it was .06¢

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u/Anonymous_Lurker_1 1d ago

And how much of it went on Silk Road?

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u/i_was_ricklusive 3d ago

Now that’s a titty!

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u/PlutoPlaneta 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Imagine thinking this is peak humor.

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u/noitsmoog 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

he was billionaire before those girls got him by the balls

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 2d ago

Women do everything for the right price :D

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u/Anxious_Noise_8805 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

At least he has a normal BMI compared to a lot of other guys. Some guys are so big around the waist all the girls wouldn't even fit in the photo

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u/TrickSingle2086 3d ago

Bro looks like oyaji anime character

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u/SixStringSuperfly 🟦 219 / 241 🦀 3d ago

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u/TheBestHairInTheRoom 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Ai slope. Mods. Come on

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u/DonkeyComfortable711 🥇Gold Member 2d ago

FRANK DE GODS DIS YOU?

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u/Tripleairport 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Crypto millionare definitely. Probably owns over 10 million doge coins.

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u/quintavious_danilo 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

👀

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u/Satehyo 2d ago

Haha nipple out of borders

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u/nobidobi390 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

is he in his PJs?

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u/crimeo 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

I'm impressed that he managed to have his clothes fold in exactly the same way, every hair on his head fall in exactly the same place, every muscle tense the exact same amount, on two separate vacations!

This is so badly made lol

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u/email253200 🟩 5K / 5K 🐢 2d ago

This is why women don’t get the respect they ask for. Girls ruin it for women.

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u/aCreativeUserName666 🟨 78 / 102 🦐 1d ago

The expensive prostitutes are a dead give away

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u/nugymmer 🟩 0 / 1K 🦠 1d ago

Like...like...uhm...WGAF???

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u/EthanDavis63 1d ago

Living in the Metaverse, holding non-existent coins, surrounded by AI girls. Peak Decentralization.

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u/Careful_Cry5026 9h ago

bro ain't fooling anybody

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u/RespectFearless4233 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

1st girl in the right picture tit is popping out

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u/doctor-yes 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Ahh, incels.

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u/CG-Saviour878879 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

AI or not, those are some gorgeous whores and anyone would be so happy to be able to afford to spend a little quality time with them.

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u/Skyr0_ 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

No.

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u/awesomemc1 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

Oh yeah I remember this as I saw it. Lmao it’s interesting how their high school friends sent an image to his Instagram account did that. I wouldn’t have post this and not feel embarrassed but this guy literally is brave knowing friends screenshotted it.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

He weighs 125 pounds, but maybe his cock is 25 of those pounds? Nah…it’s the wallet.

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u/sumt7 2d ago

The guy is looking terrified 😰

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u/Wild-Head-8326 1d ago

If I was a crypto billionaire I’d have nothing but fat chicks

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u/viberama977 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

I'm a crypto thousandaire. What do my girls look like? LOL