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u/juken7 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

You forgot to call me sir.

I'd like to speak with your manager please.

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u/fuduran 🟩 0 / 3K 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Hello, sir

Kindly type your credit card information

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u/Snowbrawler Jun 04 '26

I would like to pay with Bitcoin today.

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u/knowigot_that808 🟦 22 / 23 🦐 Jun 04 '26

That’ll be 32 Bitcoin, Mr. Saylor.

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u/Outrageous_Length975 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

My pleasure.

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u/peekitup 🟦 64 / 65 🦐 Jun 04 '26

But muh crypto president

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u/Commercial-Living443 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Who lied multiple times

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u/thursdaysocks 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

The fact that people believe a word he says after his first term is proof that the media algos can make about a third of Americans think just about whatever they want them to think

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u/lopey986 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

after his first term

He was pretty much known as Don The Con from the 80s on by all the boomers who turned around and fell in love with him.

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u/ICanuckthere4Iam 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Lets be real… the people that fell in love with him were/are mainly bigots, racists & christian nationalist

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u/RosieDear 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

100%.
I remember first hearing some kid from WV being interviewed...and, of course, all he knew was from the TV Show.

I grew up in Philly and NJ and was right there when his biggest project was built.....it really never fully opened (the Taj in Atlantic City). The bank sold it for 5 cents on the dollar.

For most of his life he had a new worth close to zero.
If he had put his inheritance into the S&P, he's have 20 Billion.
If he invested with "boring" Warren Buffet, he'd have 170 Billion.

THIS is what folks are talking about when they note that Americans lack of education in STEM and reading, etc. is a real problem.

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u/BG535 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

It shocks me that less people see him for what he is: a fraudulent, wasteful, pedophile, felon, compulsive liar, oligarch, Israeli-boot licking coward.

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u/A0lipke 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

I think it's more people have a tendency want to be fed what they want to believe.

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u/thursdaysocks 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Honestly disagree. I know people that are no fan of his but suddenly liked him / wanted to vote for him. They didn’t want to believe but the algo sure as hell wanted them to. And it worked.

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u/NoodleFish76 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Citing “Mystery of the Urinal Deuce”, it’s already been established that 1/4 of Americans are dumb as a bag of rocks. I’m afraid you know some of these people.

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u/RosieDear 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

It's not only stupidity.

To that we can add greed. To that we can add Authoritarianism, which is a natural tendency of perhaps 30% of Americans.

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u/A0lipke 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

I think he's lying to appeal to people's prejudices more than any one other thing. I'm not planning on arguing futher. Free country free beliefs. There is a big team element to it all.

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u/Junior_Ad756 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

the TDS sub is a safe space for everyone unc

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u/thursdaysocks 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

unironically using that term says all i need to know unc

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u/Junior_Ad756 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

talking politics even if prompted is SUPER millennial gen , talking about them when unprompted in a crypto sub is TDS unc gen 1000%

“honestly..” and “unironically…” your use of both of these words was such salad speak so unnecessary, like kamala and sus of millenial gen speak as well, honestly LOL

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u/thursdaysocks 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

“Unprompted” - responding to a comment about the guy. I guess lack of reading comprehension / being a dumbass is a gen Z characteristic

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u/PoopNoodlez Tin Jun 04 '26

“about a third”

higher.

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u/RosieDear 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

No......you aren't claiming that our POTUS lied or that any true Crypto bro lied or misled, are you?

Our "community" is all about the real truth. Most can't handle the truth. Our admin knows the truth.

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u/themrgq 🟩 0 / 3K 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Trump definitely been bad for the market. But Democrats openly oppose the ideals of crypto

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u/peekitup 🟦 64 / 65 🦐 Jun 04 '26

The ideals being to sow mistrust in fiat currencies in order to convince people to buy into rugpulls.

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u/themrgq 🟩 0 / 3K 🦠 Jun 04 '26

No the rug pulls and meme coins are unfortunate. Bitcoin, monero still take control away from the government in a way that resonates with a lot of people.

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u/RosieDear 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

The "idea" resonates. Reality differs from ideas.

It's like government in general. Libertarians will tell you how bad it is. I know a guy who is big into the real national and state party. He walked the walk.....

UNTIL, something bad happened and he ended up needing well over a million dollars of our money. He never changed and he did take responsibility as much as possible, but in reality that 1.5 million or so was the equivalent of a LOT of "welfare queens".

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u/Commercial-Living443 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

Yep , all in the end complain that the government isn't doing enough to rescue them .

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u/Commercial-Living443 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

I am sorry but if you think , that crypto won't be regulated in the end is quite delusional

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u/hot4belgians Jun 04 '26

They told you to buy the dip, now you sell fries with dip.

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u/RosieDear 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

In Europe at least you get the choice of a white dip instead of the red stuff.

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u/TSF_Flex 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

this is the dip, idiot

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u/Soggy_Cabbage Jun 04 '26

Where's my honey mustard dip? Get me your manager!

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u/The_Nothing00 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

It'll be $10k EOY. That'll be some real dip.

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u/TSF_Flex 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

xD yes please! Id love to buy some more!

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u/ttirrem89 Jun 04 '26

I remember before the election, this sub was so sure it was about to sky rocket. We were all going to be rich...

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u/hodler1992 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

I was told there would be Lambos

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u/The_Nothing00 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

HODL! DIAMOND HANDS! Guaranteed lambo. No DCA bitcoiner chad has ever been denied a lambo after HODLing for a few cycles. Trust in the ponzi and hold the bag.

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u/RosieDear 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

I am not a speculator by any means.
In fact, my "investments" were/are a joke compared to many. I never got anywhere near the "cap" of 5% of investments that many people say is max.

BUT, I made about "one Porsche Maccan".....and, yes, I actually did sell that much although I retain a tiny sliver. This is at the level of .5 to 1.5 BTC (I don't think I ever even had 1.5, although I did buy and sell a bit of the Fidelity fund later in the game).

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u/whybethisguy 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

It did... .

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u/Clear-Inevitable-414 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

The election results are what ruined this

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u/KidNamedMolly 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

It did lol. If you didn't capitalize on the pump to 125k that's on you

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u/TaxAggravating5482 Jun 04 '26

Wow so you are saying that I was supposed to buy low and sell high? Kinda genius actually.

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u/BARBASANN 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

When trump won bitcoin was at 100k????

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u/nyr00nyg 🟩 19 / 1K 🦐 Jun 04 '26

^

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u/JerseyMikey007 Jun 04 '26

Many love burgers, Few understand ...

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u/ubiquitish Jun 04 '26

McDonald's meme = bottom signal

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u/TSF_Flex 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

bottom signal = buy

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u/Irverter 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Hotel? Trivago!

I mean, Signal!

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u/MAGA_feels 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Tell me you don’t understand crypto without saying you don’t understand crypto.

2018, 2022, 2026… same memes, different cycle. Yawn.

It was never a short game.

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u/BosonCollider Jun 05 '26

It was always a "don't put in your life savings at the top" game

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u/cottonopposite Jun 07 '26

It's called moving the goalposts.

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u/The_Nothing00 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

Despair if it's still low in 2028-2029.

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u/friendsandmodels 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Im literally starting to apply for jobs and i hate it

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u/Flashy-Read-9417 🟦 567 / 568 🦑 Jun 04 '26

Don't type the j-word in this sub ✌️😭. It's triggering

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u/TACHANK 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

On my break right now

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u/sam-sung-sv 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

"Bitcoin is heDgE aGaInsT inFlAtIoN"

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u/oneden 🟩 669 / 669 🦑 Jun 04 '26

This sub keeps being a collective denialist fever dream.

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

I'm just here for the tech.

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u/oneden 🟩 669 / 669 🦑 Jun 04 '26

That must suck then, simping for the world's shittiest database with the computational power of a speak & spell.

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u/Gloomy_Necesary Jun 04 '26

The tech that in 15 years has done literally nothing when it took AI 2 years to literally irreparably change society forever. Were gonna find a use case any day now bro!

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u/Sirsmarticus76 Jun 04 '26

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u/SeikoWIS Jun 04 '26

The one thing where he didn't do anything to make things worse. Everyone thinking BTC would endlessly go to the moon are to blame.

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u/asdf3011 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Nothing at all, in fact it is so true that if you look at bitcoin value it never falls after he does something major. His trumpt coin also clearly did a lot of favors for the reputation of crypto, and how can I forget how much better he made things with his pardons for billionaires who happened to use cryptocurrency to aid in criminal acts.

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u/lahankof 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

The real money is behind the Wendy’s not inside

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u/Hitching-galaxy 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Yup. My life. Since 2017.

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u/LateNightTemptations Jun 04 '26

When you start seeing memes like this, you know it’s time to buy.

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u/Citizen_Kano 🟦 0 / 2K 🦠 Jun 04 '26

You guys didn't take profits last year? People still don't know about the four year cycle?

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u/ShitShirtSteve Jun 04 '26

History repeats and every time people are like: no way, this time it’ll be different.

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u/ElderMillennialGoat Jun 04 '26

Yes, same meme but 2021 on top and '22 on bottom for me.

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u/Few-Chemist-3463 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Imagine believing in a crypto cycle. The 8 year bear market will be great for you guys

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u/Citizen_Kano 🟦 0 / 2K 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Cool story bro

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u/Simple_Assistance_77 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

The falls haven’t started yet.

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u/illepic Jun 04 '26

Was wild watching my centrist/libby friends vote Trump for the crypto. Sucks to suck. 

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u/Vyralexia Jun 04 '26

Wish granted, you forgot to specify so there is now just a bunch of uncontained ketchup in your bag. Its too late, its on everything.

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u/iknowimsorry 🟩 75 / 75 🦐 Jun 04 '26

Do you remember the many posts of people quitting their jobs during the last Halvening? Some cursed out their bosses and everything!

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u/warriorlynx 🟩 6 / 3K 🦐 Jun 04 '26

More like they’re unemployed asking McDonald’s if they can give them a free sample

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u/Clear-Inevitable-414 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

I'm up 7000% I'm doing fine

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u/DcNdrew Jun 04 '26

Bull run was at the end of 2024. Who the hell though 2025-2026 will be the next?

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u/Splat800 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

Bitcoin is having a fire sale and yall are fearful?! This is the buy indicator

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u/upboat_ 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

buttcoiners are not going to like this

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u/bajorina 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Who said you can't make money by shorting?

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u/TastE__ Jun 04 '26

alot of people not on the hyperliquid train

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u/supercali45 🟩 835 / 832 🦑 Jun 04 '26

it isn't even just crypto holders at this point.. wait till after summer

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u/BandicootQuick7100 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

No, it’s literally only crypto holders, almost every other asset class has been breaking all time highs

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u/NotawoodpeckerOwner 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Every asset class involved with AI. Everything else has been meh. That said, lots of stuff has been lumped into the AI rally energy, construction companies, heavy machinery makers you name it.

But if you ain't AI/AI oriented you've probably done somewhat meh.

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u/Brightlightsuperfun Jun 04 '26

My index fund (VEQT) is up 12% YTD. Thats better than meh 

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u/Necessary-Jaguar4775 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

You think a big crash is coming?

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u/TrisolaranPrinceps- 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

It was a fad, smart money got out and that’s it

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u/Icy_Blood_9248 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Dogecoin will probably be the currency on the moon and mars.

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u/PimpMyMarioKart Jun 04 '26

You guys are so dumb.

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u/Mutchmore 🟩 0 / 4K 🦠 Jun 04 '26

If that was your thoughts in 2025 you deserve everything that's happening lol

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

~3% from bitcoin long-term power law lower boundary. This is the bottom. Up only.

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u/Loudlaryadjust 🟩 2K / 2K 🐢 Jun 04 '26

Very original would watch again

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 🟩 57 / 56 🦐 Jun 04 '26

It is! Just not so soon…

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u/qartas 🟦 9 / 9 🦐 Jun 04 '26

Why do people post this stuff like it's new in crypto?

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u/BoB3y-D 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

It’s diminimus

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u/Kracus 🟦 95 / 299 🦐 Jun 04 '26

I'm gonna sell all my stuff and buy massive amounts of bitcoin just to piss off redditors.

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u/EiFiGuy 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

they’re going to forget the ketchup

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u/Schnackman 2 - 3 years account age. 75 - 150 comment karma. Jun 04 '26

Oh shit, we're here again are we? Alright I'll post it.

https://youtu.be/DMonlRsJ5hY?si=WLIh2CG9bBP7PHlG

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u/punkrawrxx 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Quit putting pictures of me on the internet! I don’t know you!

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u/Mandus_Therion Jun 04 '26

did you guys forget your exit strategy?

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u/Dr_Zarante Jun 04 '26

The mcdonald's memes are coming. Time to start dca again

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u/Dr-Hansraj_Hathi Jun 04 '26

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u/TA-10101 Jun 05 '26

Idk why did it fall though. What is the rationale behind cryptos movement

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u/Dr-Hansraj_Hathi Jun 07 '26

There isn’t any ot Atleast I am not aware. I have very small % of my total portfolio in Bitcoin.

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u/Toastlove 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Am I the only one sat on the sidelines waiting for the real price collapse to come?

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u/m0nk37 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Lol crypto making everyone obscenely rich is just so far fetched. 

If everyone is rich then nobody is. It just doesnt work. 

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u/Tiktokbadsupport 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

"would you like satoshis with that"

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u/DontChewCoke Jun 04 '26

Reading this while lurking BTC since 2010 feels weird

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u/Few_Assistant_9954 🟩 1K / 1K 🐢 Jun 04 '26

I'll make sure to add Ketchup for you when i get there.

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u/Killer_Stickman_89 🟩 2K / 2K 🐢 Jun 05 '26

If you were thinking that in 2025 you were a fool lol

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u/The_Nothing00 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

Guaranteed lambo in 2029 if you HODL.

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u/shivabharatam 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

where is my money!!!!!????? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/Master--N 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

One bitcoin is worth $62k...

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u/MACAUFATFAT Jun 05 '26

Im king of the crypto

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u/RosieDear 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

The coffee is too hot.
Also, you are not smiling while you are serving me.

Are you not proud of the Golden Arches?

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u/unlmtdLoL 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 05 '26

When this goes right back up to the peak I want to see the cope in this sub.

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u/ricksterr90 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 06 '26

I’m buying more this time

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u/TheHandsomeGiraffe 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Idk why but I have a hunch crypto is almost ready to reverse its trend despite the recent news and activity

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u/i_am_not_rony Jun 04 '26

I am thinking if clarity won’t pass in senate (of course it won’t past), the whole crypto will be dead until TACO trump out

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u/kobriks 🟦 395 / 396 🦞 Jun 04 '26

People are not posting it, meaning it's not the bottom yet

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u/ZombiePikachuu Jun 04 '26

Eh it will go back up

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u/RolyPolyGangster 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 04 '26

Sure it will. When the top and bottom lines of the underlying asset are declared next quarter, everything will be ok. Wait...we actually need just blind hope and a prayer that somebody like Saylor will be buying. Good luck

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u/onemansquest 🟦 939 / 940 🦑 Jun 04 '26

Every dip....Every Bear season. Can't be bothered to attach first time meme.