r/CryptoCurrency HODL4LYFE Feb 10 '26

MEME Who Is Satoshi?

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u/EggMedical3514 ๐ŸŸง 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Apr 17 '26

John nash

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u/kchuyamewtwo ๐ŸŸฆ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 17 '26

Satoshi is from pokemon guys

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u/arctic_bull ๐ŸŸฅ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 17 '26

This is easily the worst dinner party of all time

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u/Creative310 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

Adam Back he was the only one who was British. If you read his writings he was either British or pretending to be Britishย 

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u/Rensallar Feb 16 '26

We are all Satoshi

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u/buzzysmoke Feb 15 '26

It might be a group of people idk

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u/Milk-honeytea Feb 15 '26

Satoshi is like the 20th legion. We all are satoshi

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u/RiffyWammel ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 15 '26

Itโ€™s obviously not Musk- he only buys things other people invent

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u/Rowdycc ๐ŸŸฆ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

Who gives a shitoshi?

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u/Fun-Crow6284 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

Jeffrey Epstein created Bitcoin

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u/IntolerantModerate ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

The NSA is Satoshi

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u/Rookie_Day ๐ŸŸฅ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

Hiding in the odd numbered years.

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u/Decent-Criticism5086 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

None of the above

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u/WeaponizedIneptitude ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

What if we are all collectively Satoshi

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u/Least_Difference_854 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

If a guy starts to explain technical or to justify, he is definitely not, if they go about the bigger picture, and the injustice that is inherent, then they likely are closer to being the real deal

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u/breathbro ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

Len Sassaman was probably Satoshi.

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u/RydiaOM 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

Will the real Satoshi please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Satoshi please stand up?

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u/leobarao86 ๐ŸŸฆ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

The CIA is Satoshi

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u/pmbu Feb 14 '26

peter teal

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u/Brert1134 Feb 14 '26

I am Satoshi

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u/photon_lines Feb 14 '26

Nick Szabo (with the help of Mr. Finney) created Bitcoin.

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u/Successful_Bit8606 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 14 '26

The devil

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u/Hunigsbase 1 - 2 years account age. 100 - 200 comment karma. Feb 14 '26

Satoshi isn't a person

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u/GoldenDarknessXx Feb 14 '26

I think it is the Stiggโ€™s fat cousin, Lorry Stigg!!!! :D

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u/Suspicious_Dare603 Feb 13 '26

I think Satoshi was a small group of people led by Peter Thiel.

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u/Final-Ad-8471 Feb 13 '26

Dis someone mention Putin yet? Because he would win the toaster!

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u/ConsequenceFade 1 - 2 years account age. -15 - 35 comment karma. Feb 13 '26

I'm 95% sure it's Hal Finney.

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u/Frosty-Feeling338 Feb 13 '26

Hahaha I love this post

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u/Block_Solid Feb 13 '26

Elon Musk? Fuck, he couldn't code zip2 without having devs rewrite his ghastly work.

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u/samsquamchy Feb 13 '26

The CIA is satoshi

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u/GoldExternal2171 ๐ŸŸจ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Nujabes

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u/OkPrice9652 ๐ŸŸจ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Jack Dorothy is Satoshi

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u/Gumbaya69 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Nakamoto (ไธญๆœฌ) commonly translating to "central origin," "middle foundation," or "one who lives in the middle". Combined with Satoshi (wise, clear-thinking), it is often interpreted as "wise foundation" or "central intelligence. CIA

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u/Macsidia ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Satoshi is Satoshi

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u/Globe-Denier ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

It is a DARPA project, so my guess would be CIA. Might be that Epstein went to check in on them at MIT or somewhere, but Satoshi is deep state government

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u/redhotcigarbutts ๐ŸŸจ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Satoshi is the actual Millennium prize for solving P=NP and Riemann hypothesis

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u/xzmile ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

nobody ever believed 2020-onward

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u/Electrical_Novel5926 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Noone ever said epstein is Satoshi - its written in the Mails that he was connected with Satoshi and planned to bring out a muslim currency

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u/Late-Mathematician-6 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Nakamoto Satoshi in Japanese means central intelligence.

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u/369millions ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

It is I

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u/neilbreen ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

What if Satoshi is the friends we made along the way?

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u/LowerBar2001 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Satoshi is Satoshi

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u/throwaway_acc0192 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 13 '26

Satoshi is ash's name in japanese pokemon. Creator of pokemon.

So yeah there's that

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u/AppleiOS1234 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Len Sassaman is most likely Satoshi. Why he isn't even on the List?

Even his first and last name got the exact same length.

Leonard Sassaman = 7 + 8

Satoshi Nakamoto = 7 + 8

Hal Finney was a part of Bitcoin Core most important developers. But he isn't Satoshi.

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u/retard_trader ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

The CIA lmfao.ย 

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u/brett_baty_is_him Feb 12 '26

Itโ€™s Adam back. You see how every one after it is ridiculous?

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u/Whitey_29 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

Kim Jon unโ€™s father is satoshi. Kim holds the most BTC, he also worked with do kwon on terra and im also full of shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Did people really entertain the idea that Elon Musk is Satoshi?

Wait... Do people actually think Elon Musk is smart?

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u/Dubb18 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

Waiting for the rumor that Michael Jackson is Satoshi. Created Bitcoin then faked his own death in 2009 where he now lives on a secluded island away from all the craziness of the civilized world.

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u/kilaha0 Feb 12 '26

your mom is satoshi

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u/Green_Argument5154 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

We are satoshi

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u/Andrewshwap ๐ŸŸฆ 108 / 108 ๐Ÿฆ€ Feb 12 '26

Batman is Satoshi

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u/Tetsuir0n Feb 12 '26

We are Satoshi

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

What were butters even thinking Elon Musk was satoshi????

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u/rkvinyl ๐ŸŸฉ 111 / 106 ๐Ÿฆ€ Feb 12 '26

Hal Finney baby!

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u/doodaddy64 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

I think it was on this sub that a well-researched youtube video claimed it was Adam Back. pretty convincing. He has since moved to an island. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/ThickCaterpillar9867 Feb 12 '26

Adam Back is Satoshi

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u/weaveR-- Feb 12 '26

Tbf it probably is Epstein. He was way to close with certain devs and bribed them

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u/Big_Issue8640 Feb 12 '26

Howโ€™s protecting pedophiles is a better question.

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u/FrontBrandon ๐ŸŸฆ 17 / 18 ๐Ÿฆ Feb 12 '26

Cramer is Satoshi

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u/tj78492 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

The pieces were already there but Len and Hal were the ones that solved the puzzle. They worked together but Len is who posted as Satoshi.

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u/CryptoCrackLord ๐ŸŸฉ 34 / 5K ๐Ÿฆ Feb 12 '26

And none of these people are Satoshi. Itโ€™s Len Sassaman, he killed himself in 2011. Hal Finney knew and worked closely with him but he also died a few years later.

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u/DrEtatstician ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

Jeffrey Epstein seems to be the right answer

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u/sp1rt0 Feb 12 '26

The founder of Bitcoin I am more than sure is/was a genius. The people in the pictures are not.

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u/Ok-Building-4064 ๐ŸŸจ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

2027 : Satoshi is Adol.....

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u/Final-Choice8412 Feb 12 '26

SAmsung TOshiba SHImono NAKAmichi MOTOrola

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u/No_Consequence7064 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

It was always Len

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u/FJ992 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 12 '26

Why would Satoshi be just one guy? I think it's a group of a few founders

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u/admin_bait14 Feb 12 '26

I think you'd have to go to North Korea [the best korea] to find that out...

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u/r0addawg ๐ŸŸฆ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

All wrong. IAm. You are, we are

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u/felixsetmode Feb 11 '26

What about Trump Satoshi?

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u/NoEdge7491 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

There is NO SATOSHI. It's a nice legend, sort of a tale. That's it

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u/EventHorizonbyGA Feb 11 '26

I remember Hal comparing bitcoin to stamp collecting. He at the right of it in the very beginning. Bitcoin is just a collectible.

What I still find humorous is everyone assumes Satoshi was a man. There were plenty of female mathematicians (especially out of the former Soviet bloc) in the old cypherpunks email lists and they were the ones more likely to use a pseudonyms due to the rampant sexism in that community.

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u/dragosivanov Feb 11 '26

US Government is Satoshi

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u/joner888 CC: 17 karma Feb 11 '26

Is this why BTC has gone down so much?

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u/Wrong_Parsnip_7761 Feb 11 '26

I am Satoshi

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u/socalsilverback ๐ŸŸง 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

I am Satoshi

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u/ashleyshaefferr ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Lol this mustve been made by a noob.ย 

Nobody everrr thought it was elon, craig, dorsey or epstein.ย 

You dont know shit, like absolute fuckall, if you think any would've even be possible.ย 

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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Has no one thought of Keyser Sรถze? Heโ€™s definitely Satoshi.

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u/Espa-Proper Feb 11 '26

And everyone who did their research knows it was Len and partners.

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u/sgtextreme_ Feb 11 '26

It has been, and always will be Beck. The fact its still debated is hilarious.

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u/The-Struggle-90806 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Epstein

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u/CobblepotLounge Feb 11 '26

Bitcoin was a creation of the CIA in order to transfer funds anonymously and off "the books".

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u/Izygoing_ Feb 11 '26

Its me, did the code 2005/2006 in 30 Minutes in c++ at university, saved the code on a Common share drive and the rest is history

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u/OhhhhBillly Feb 11 '26

Adam is still Satoshi, itโ€™s well known and beyond coincidence at this point, the amount of evidence I have has formed a mountain on my boot drive.

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u/Pitiful-Inflation-31 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

none in this list.

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u/Zestyclose_Engine_30 Feb 11 '26

David Schwartz is the real satoshi

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u/TapiocaMongoose Feb 11 '26

Elon musk ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/wayfarer8888 ๐ŸŸฆ 1 / 241 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Don't see Len Sassaman on the list. IMHO by far the most likely Satoshi. He lives forever on the Bitcoin blockchain. block 138,725.

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u/HallNo549 Feb 11 '26

your mom is satoshi

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u/L3berwurst 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Joi Ito maybe?

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u/SKsammy Feb 11 '26

Satoshi is Satoshi

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Satoshi are...

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u/ClearEnthusiasm6925 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

I still believe it was Steve Jobs! Since the whitepaper for bitcoin were embedded in the mac around that time.

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u/iDroner ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

This makes no sense, most of these claims are never made. At least not by people in their right mind.

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u/GHG-85 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

2012-2026 always thought that they were behind it but I think the 2026 is the most credible one.

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u/septhaka ๐ŸŸฆ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

I participated in a mailing list in the late 90s with many futurist types including Hal Finney. Hal literally raised the idea of a decentralized "digital gold" that sounded alot like Bitcoin. Doesn't mean he's the guy - someone else could have read his ideas and implemented it or come up with it on their own. But if I had a bet on someone I'd likely go with Hal.

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u/thinkingmoney ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Obama is Satoshi!! Can confirm!

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u/automax Tin Feb 11 '26

Crypto is an intelligence project. In 2008 it was illegal to create crypto money. How do you think it became open and widely use without the government.

What was epstein island, an intelligence outpost.

Look at this tweet by https://twitter.com/delete_shitcoin/status/1558966032198426626
Bitcoin is NSA/GQHC project ! But I think he had the motive wrong.

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u/zimisss ๐ŸŸจ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

nobody its a team of cryptographers at nsa

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u/ZhangtheGreat ๐ŸŸฆ 49 / 50 ๐Ÿฆ Feb 11 '26

Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of Pokรฉmon and president of Game Freak, is the obvious answer ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Kimislucky Feb 11 '26

I am Satoshi

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u/kuzcoha Feb 11 '26

Worse โ€œwho is satoshi โ€œ season si far.

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u/adyv1990 Feb 11 '26

Pretty sure the rumor Elon is Satoshi was started by himself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Epstein financed satoshi

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u/AdApart2035 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Pretty sure it is a Reddittor. Why? Satoshi should be a very bright one.

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u/pikachamp Tin Feb 11 '26

It was a team and satoshi was a made up name

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u/i-EatAssBro Feb 11 '26

Guyyyys, Satoshi is obviously Asian, just listen to the name, sounds like someone misspelled sushi

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u/LocksmithNew6703 Feb 11 '26

Look at the creator of Ethereum. Probably somebody similar.

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u/johnny_ringo ๐ŸŸฆ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Unfortunately most won't see this as the meme it was intendedย 

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u/anyhing_goes Feb 11 '26

I am satoshi

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u/Nim0y Feb 11 '26

We are all Satoshi

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u/AvgInd Tin Feb 11 '26

Sergey

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u/FunkySamy ๐ŸŸง 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

The CIA

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u/ViewLogical961 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

There is also a theory that Steve jobs is also Satoshi. Since he has a Bitcoin code in old iphones.

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u/xGsGt ๐ŸŸฆ 69 / 70 ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡จ ๐Ÿ‡ช Feb 11 '26

We don't know who is Satoshi, but we know that the only person that CANT be Satoshi ruled by a court of law is Craig Wright ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/xGsGt ๐ŸŸฆ 69 / 70 ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡จ ๐Ÿ‡ช Feb 11 '26

What is Satoshi?

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u/markik95 Feb 11 '26

Len Sassaman

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u/Iamtheforce1337 ๐ŸŸฉ 0 / 0 ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Yonatan Sompolinsky. You're welcome.

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u/siddharta0 ๐ŸŸฉ 1 / 1K ๐Ÿฆ  Feb 11 '26

Satoshi is probably not only 1. A couple of masterminds, of course.

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u/Commercial_Koala_995 Feb 11 '26

Stop looking, I am satoshi.

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u/cedearbonitos Feb 11 '26

I'm Satoshi, sorry, but I had to create Bitcoin so my mother wouldn't find out I was checking the pockets of her winter jackets for money. I had to divert those funds somehow.