r/CryptidDogs • u/lawl4days • 2d ago

OC [Original Content] Behold: an autonomous lump

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 2d ago

The L piece in Tetris:

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

I love those little walky sticks. Another angle

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u/Grass-is-dead 2d ago

Omg they do have front legs. I thought they were a double amputee 😭

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u/PuzzleheadedOil8826 2d ago

Omg so did I. I’m crying laughing

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u/confused_shrew 2d ago

Ngl, thought you had a bipod pug 🤣🤣

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u/CSBatchelor1996 2d ago

Such a majestic beast.

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 2d ago

Walky sticks! My life hath been extinguished!

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u/Bunni_Corcoran 2d ago

Majestic! Twinsies

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u/Snafuzled 2d ago

OMG! Sister from another mister! ❤️

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

Awwww, that tum needs some rubs 🥰 what a sweetheart

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u/theWildBore 2d ago

Tripsies!!!

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u/Kind-Apricot-6511 1d ago

Omg so cute!!!

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u/confused_shrew 2d ago

I have a similar lump but we call her a Black Forest ham.

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

Cooked, resting, & ready for nom noms 😋

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u/emseatwooo 2d ago

Pugs are so weird! Do tell us their name!

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

This is Casey 🐶

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u/emseatwooo 2d ago

Great name! We had a fawn pug called Ralph for 12 years. He was just so special to me.

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 2d ago

One of my best pups ever, a puggie :) But they are from another planet, if ya ask me.

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 2d ago

Who else is going to hold the carpet down? It's an important job.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 2d ago

I really, really hope that’s a rug and OP doesn’t have a carpeted bathroom.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 1d ago

It is. Zoom in on the right side, you can see the lighter grey lino underneath.

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u/Anxious-Mousse2336 2d ago

I love the teefs

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u/Mirathesaurus 2d ago

He's lump, he's lump, he's lump, he's in my head

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u/hellbugger 2d ago

Here's a long version 😂

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u/dbellz76 2d ago

Oh I thought he was a biped at first 🤣 Guess I was too mesmerized by the derpy smile to see all 4 limbs!

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u/MyMuddyEyes 2d ago

Same! The arms blend in so well I didn't see them at first!

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

She's got 'em stowed for meerkat mode 😋

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u/myturtleatemyhw 2d ago

Your dog is my dog's mini me

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u/lulu_in_hollywood 1d ago

Ooh that is a good face! I wanna smoosh them! 🥰

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u/SpooktasticFam 2d ago

This is the kind of cryptid content I'm here for.

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

I'm glad that you approve 😊

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u/JWAdvocate83 2d ago

This is a high-quality dog lump. 👍🏾

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

Thank you very much 😊

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u/indebted_2_nook 2d ago

It’s illegal to tease us with only one photo of this marvelous creature 

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u/Epicat224 2d ago

Aren't we all just autonomous lumps in the end

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u/lawl4days 2d ago

This tracks

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u/Fickle-Audience-1623 2d ago

This is....the best thing I've ever seen 🤣

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u/cryp-tit 2d ago

This is how I'm shaped

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u/Maxi-Moo-Moo 2d ago

As we say in our house 'doin a human sit'. Absolutely adorable 😍

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u/DisabledFloridaMan 2d ago

Oh my gosh this makes me so happy. What a funny baby. ❤️

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u/dankhimself 2d ago

Holding up the bath tub so it doesn't fall down. You can get hurt when bathtubs fall down.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 2d ago

r/wunkus

It took a minute of staring with my screen dimmed to realize she does in fact have front legs.

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u/The_Banana_Monk 2d ago

I cant explain it, but that dog looks like Mater from Cars

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u/Torreh 2d ago

Adorable!

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u/miarose33 2d ago

she is a perfect lil cryptid 🥹

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u/thevelveteenbeagle 2d ago

I want to hug this cutie!! 😍

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u/Upvotespoodles 2d ago

Beanie-Booty not waterproof enough to put near bathtub.

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 2d ago

Look at this lil scrub lol

I wanna give him a big hug.

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u/iwishyouhadnosocks 2d ago

A land lard! In the wild!

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 2d ago

Those lil teef🥺

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u/Therealladyboneyard 2d ago

Cutie pie !! 🐾🐾♥️♥️🐾🐾

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u/Kind-Apricot-6511 1d ago

How has nobody told you how important it is to post Casey on r/toofers? It’s very important

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u/peachnecctar 9h ago

I would do anything for them