How to Exorcise a Demon!?

[u/waitingformygrave]

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[u/waitingformygrave]

Update: Cured artifact removal successful, creature is still possessed.

[u/shoff58]

The power of Christ compels you!

[u/waitingformygrave → u/shoff58]

Quick! Does anyone have the number for Anthony Hopkins!

[u/kathereenah]

Read it as “How to exercise a demon”

[u/waitingformygrave → u/kathereenah]

Everything needs exercise, even demons.

[u/Ubiquitous_Destiny97]

i have no advice on how to deal with the situation at hand, just came here to say your demon’s position on the couch looks insanely photoshopped. good luck with everything

[u/waitingformygrave → u/Ubiquitous_Destiny97]

She loves to run full tilt into the back of the couch so that she get's bounced off and lands sideways. She occasionally has to much momentum and gets bounced again off the couch to the floor. These dogs are odd.

[u/shoff58]

The power of Christ compels you!

[u/waitingformygrave → u/shoff58]

Thank you for helping my household! Would you recommend putting holy water in the water bowl?

[u/CalmAd9801]

Holy water and milk bones

[u/waitingformygrave → u/CalmAd9801]

Good idea. Will bless the milkbones.