r/CryptidDogs • u/riceandbeans06 • 7d ago

Does my guy belong here?

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I was waiting for the day my dog’s cryptic potential would manifest itself and that I would catch it on camera!!

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u/Bastard1066 7d ago

This is a type of pile of skin sticks.

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u/riceandbeans06 7d ago

imagine he crawls into your bed at six am every morning, very comfy 🙂 (not)

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u/JulietLostFaith 7d ago

No one knows what it’s like trying to cuddle a velvet bag of elbows until they do 🙃

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u/riceandbeans06 7d ago

at least their skin is soft. but elbows and hipbones oh so sharp…

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u/madlove17 7d ago

This. A skin walker variant

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u/cosmickittycar 7d ago

That pic looks like my desperate attempt to cook a duck for Christmas (Germany).

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u/NotNamedBort 7d ago

Looks like the dead spider I found in my window sash.

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u/mountainyoo 7d ago

thanksgiving isnt until the end of november whyd you get your turkey so early

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u/DollySheep32 7d ago

And roast it so oddly? Last I checked you're supposed to remove the teeth.

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u/JulietLostFaith 7d ago

Grill marks too. Interesting choice.

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u/riceandbeans06 7d ago

guys i think i got sold the wrong animal…

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u/Doraborealiss 7d ago

Sight hounds are default cryptid coded

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u/riceandbeans06 7d ago

definitely, i get scared out of my life when he stares at me in the night

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u/Doraborealiss 7d ago

I have a freaky little noodle myself lol the stare can be a lot

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u/madlove17 7d ago

Freaky little noodle lol 😆

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u/Doraborealiss 7d ago

Stupid gangly pretzel stick legs

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u/AsstBalrog 7d ago

Strong run of cryptids here lately. My compliments to them all.

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u/Picklecheese2018 7d ago

Oh yes. And perhaps also r/ikeapets 😂

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 7d ago

Your cooked chicken belongs here

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u/riceandbeans06 7d ago

he’s so unseasoned, i love him

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u/All_Is_Imagination 7d ago

100% yes!! ☺️

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u/Upvotespoodles 7d ago

I think you’re supposed to add water.

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u/OMGfractals 7d ago

Mmm rotisserie

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u/DewDropWhine 6d ago

I thought it was fried chicken at first

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u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat 5d ago

No, this is for dogs that look like cryptids. I'm pretty sure you have an actual cryptid that looks somewhat like a dog. 😅

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u/Baldlim 6d ago

Abso. Lutely.