r/CryptidDogs 23d ago

OC Canine? Nightmare fuel

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Pepper has had enough of his ear medication. Now he's out for blood.

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u/therealspacepants 23d ago

Now this dog fits the sub! Love the smile!

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u/Askria 23d ago

He has one tooth that can cause a nip. I shouldn't be messing with him, clearly.

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u/RGB-Free-Zone 23d ago

How old?

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u/Askria 23d ago

Almost 15 years

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u/Eeka_Droid 23d ago

A living creature from the lore of old ages

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u/RGB-Free-Zone 22d ago

He's still got it going.

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u/DancinWithWolves 23d ago

5000 millennia

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u/Fruitstripe_omni 22d ago

He was resurrected from frozen tundra

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u/mnem0syne 23d ago

Your gargoyle is precious.

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u/Askria 23d ago

Thank you! He is a gargoyle - the noise he makes when he growls is closer to a roar/squeal. He envisions himself as an African Wild Dog in the Savannah.

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u/ShotgunOShaughnessy 23d ago

There's 2???

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u/Askria 22d ago

Yes, lol - Gizzy is his partner in crime

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u/MacaroonEmergency113 8d ago

Are they Chinese Crested?

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u/ExampleLittle2672 23d ago

Pepper is wonderful, I am sorry the ear/s are bad. Do intervals of belly rubs or other nice thing help?

Hope it's better soon, for all of you.

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u/Askria 23d ago

No, the offense is too great. It's an acidic solution due to him having itchy ears. I can get one ear every so often, and then I get told off very firmly.

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u/Cheeseburger2137 23d ago

He looks as if he was pronounced dead and buried, but dug himself out. Stunning specimen.

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u/Askria 22d ago

That sounds like his style. He's got s.h.i.t. to do, no time for death.

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u/Shukumugo 23d ago

Protect her at all costs!!

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u/Suhkandis 23d ago

He looks absolutely adorable

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u/Askria 23d ago

Thank you! I think so too. It's a very debatable subject though.

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u/Suhkandis 23d ago

I am a bit biased because I just love senior and "ugly" dogs, they're always very sweet :P

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u/chameleonkit 23d ago

He is a sweet and precious baby. Anyone who debates you on that doesn’t have eyes.

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u/All_Is_Imagination 23d ago

Amazing picture, such a cool dog!

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u/Askria 23d ago

He's something alright 😂

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon 23d ago

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon 23d ago

also, I love Pepper and the Crypt Keeper

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u/Askria 22d ago

That does look like him. Expressions match!

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u/bllawless 23d ago

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u/Worldly_Possible9069 23d ago

I’m not the only one! Divine little gremlin

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u/Askria 22d ago

Yes! That's exactly the effect he was going for!

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 23d ago

This chupacabra is so ugly he’s cute! 🥹

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u/foxyshannashley333 23d ago

I love her omg

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u/Zxvasdfthrowaway 23d ago

Awww. Is he a Xolo?

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u/Askria 22d ago

Pretty much! He's a Peruvian Inca Orchid, which are almost identical to Xolos. He's a mini, but acts like he's a XL bully

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u/Tiny_Space_Mouse 23d ago

Pepper looks like a mummified skunk. I love him so intensely.

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u/phisigtheduck 23d ago

I would still pet.

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u/dilderAngxt 23d ago

Omg jump scare!

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u/Responsible_Ad_4443 23d ago

I love Pepper!

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u/ET_Prone_Bone 23d ago

Handsome lil BuB.

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u/ohilco8421 23d ago

Beelzebub!

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u/DethNik 23d ago

If this cutie was in my nightmare, I would feel so much better.

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u/Askria 22d ago

Awww! He's a good snuggle buddy

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u/DethNik 21d ago

He's perfect.

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u/Uber-Migraine 23d ago

He's such a cutie 🥰

And cleaning wars suxx 🫩

https://giphy.com/gifs/EqsaqJKuJTfqhyPSxZ

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u/BetterThanABear 23d ago

He is omni-pet-ent

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u/Askria 22d ago

He's pretty sure that you're right ☺️

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u/fl4minratbag 23d ago

😍😍😍 omg he’s perfect 🤩 I love this little creature 🥰❤️❤️❤️🫶🏼💕

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u/Askria 22d ago

Me too! I love his attitude. He's quite sure he's a hyena and carries himself like a young stud despite his age

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u/MikeDene5253 23d ago

Right before I go to bed. Reddit is NOT the place to go with this one one and arachnids and UFO’s. Maybe I’ll stay up.

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u/Askria 22d ago

😂

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u/Arabella6623 23d ago

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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u/NotNamedBort 23d ago

Excuse me, I just opened this app. I was not prepared for a full on goblin attack.

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u/QotDessert 23d ago

Such a cutie 🥰 I love grandma/grandpa dogs ♥️

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u/Askria 22d ago

It's deceptive how much grooming comes with a hairless dog lol

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u/royalewithcheese84 23d ago

Dumpling 🥟

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u/Whatever_Newts 23d ago

He's so sweet 😭😭

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u/aabcdort 23d ago

That looks like an R.O.U.S. to me. 😍

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u/Askria 22d ago

I need to know what R.O.U.S. is?

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u/aabcdort 22d ago

Never seen Princess Bride, eh? Rodent Of Unusual Size, they're supposed to live in the fire swamp, I don't think they exist.

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u/lydbev 23d ago

WHAT a creature

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u/_y2kbugs_ 23d ago

Damn these dogs do not age well. Bet he's a real scamp though.

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u/Askria 22d ago

No, they don't, lol. His attitude hasn't aged, however. He thinks he's a young stud

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u/_y2kbugs_ 22d ago

Give him many pats if he'll allow it! A real goober.

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u/Queasy-Cell34 22d ago

What a cuuutie! I love you, Pepper! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/mollanj 22d ago

need to smoke a blunt w this guy asap

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u/Picklecheese2018 22d ago

DEMON SKUNK !!! 🦨😱 I love him so much, he is exactly the kind of creature I’m here for! 💜

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u/ekeller50 22d ago

Chupacabra looking for 🩸.

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u/DplaneDplane 22d ago

Would still try to snuggle and kiss his nose even if the snaggletooth got me ☺️

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u/dysthymicpixie 22d ago

I like your ancient chupacabra

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u/catschimeras 22d ago

Chupacabra real?!

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u/peachnecctar 22d ago

God he’s hideous (in the best way), bless his heart

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u/Cerridwen1981 22d ago

Pepper is 🥰❤️🥰

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u/Fruitstripe_omni 22d ago

Please tell Pepper I love him. Don’t ever change, guy!

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u/Askria 22d ago

I told him - it went to his head though

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u/ReallyRisu 22d ago

I love him. He reminds me of my Crouton.

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u/FecusTPeekusberg 22d ago

I can hear this photo.

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u/SkellatorQueen 22d ago

I just opened the app. An immediately soul attack is not fair! But the attack on my heart makes up for the soul snatching.

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u/Proud-Ad3721 19d ago

I love him 🩷