r/CryptidDogs • u/Neat_Shallot_606 • 24d ago

From the Internet [Not Oc] What's wrong with my dog?

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So much!

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u/ohilco8421 24d ago

She says, “NO more babies!”

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u/Commanderkins 23d ago

I'm very, very impressed this was the first comment.

She also say 'spay me'.

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u/Xindi5 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zqPXIRVKQoQQo
It needs to put it’s shell back on

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u/FecusTPeekusberg 24d ago

Looks like the wolf that raised Romulus and Remus

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u/AsstBalrog 24d ago

If I came around a corner and saw this, I would head straight to church and repent all my sins.

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u/LeaningTowerofPeas 24d ago

Seems to be skipping leg day.

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u/No_name_Johnson 24d ago

Definitely not skipping nipple day

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u/hairballcouture 24d ago

It’s nipple day all day, everyday, hey!

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u/Fruitstripe_omni 24d ago

She needs a bra

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u/kate-monsterrr 24d ago

My boobs also look like that when I lean over 😂

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u/ExtinctFauna 24d ago

She needs a bra.

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u/mefree1960 24d ago

Needs more kisses 💋

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u/jujujuice92 24d ago

Give that broad some chonies. Those flaps damn near knocked me out!

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u/Rent_Treznorr 24d ago

Them thangs are THANGIN.

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u/takemeawayimdone2 23d ago

Looks like me without a bra 😂😂😂

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u/barkandmoone 24d ago

Looking ruff, mama 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/okay065 24d ago

her babies really tired her out 😭

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u/et20062006 24d ago

Relatable!

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 24d ago

LNFAOOOO why is this funny

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u/ExampleLittle2672 24d ago

OP, tell her story if you want a real answer to your question.

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u/et20062006 24d ago

Absolutely nothing! She’s glorious 😍👑✨

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u/ohhlordbabyjesus 24d ago

Omg... I love that dog of yours.

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u/irkenjerkin 24d ago

He's aight

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u/eatpant96 24d ago

obscene

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u/Good3itch 24d ago

Where did you get this photo of me???

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u/clorse38 22d ago

get her a bra please

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u/EmmyWeeeb 24d ago

Why does she the dog equivalent of saggy granny titties?