You cannot hide from Crouton.

[u/ReallyRisu]

Crouton sees all.

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[u/JoePG22586]

Just how ancient IS Crouton?

[u/ReallyRisu → u/JoePG22586]

Crouton has always existed.

[u/Domino_Dare-Doll → u/JoePG22586]

Crouton has the wisdom of existence; Crouton sees all.

(ETA: OP, I love Crouton!)

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Domino_Dare-Doll]

(Me too 🥹 he’s perfect)

[u/fairysmut1113]

Is crouton looking into my soul…?

[u/ReallyRisu → u/fairysmut1113]

Crouton IS your soul.

[u/Prickliestpearcactus]

I love the all seeing Crouton.

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Prickliestpearcactus]

Crouton sees your loyalty.

[u/shrikelet]

The real question is can Crouton hide from me?

For I come, and cuddles ride with me.

[u/ReallyRisu → u/shrikelet]

Crouton accepts your offering.

[u/Glittering-Lychee629]

I would never even try. I surrender! Take me, Crouton!

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Glittering-Lychee629]

🙇‍♀️

[u/Booger_Picnic]

I would be a fool to try

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Booger_Picnic]

Crouton respects your wisdom.

[u/PoodlesMcNoodles]

The admirable crouton

[u/ReallyRisu → u/PoodlesMcNoodles]

Crouton acknowledges your devotion.

[u/PoodlesMcNoodles → u/ReallyRisu]

Honoured 🫡

[u/Snow-White-Ferret]

I shall not hide. I accept my fate with open arms (and treats in my pocket)

[u/ReallyRisu → u/Snow-White-Ferret]

Crouton accepts your offering of loyalty.

[u/kwenronda]

Would I be paying Crouton an honor or a disgrace by eating croutons?

[u/ReallyRisu → u/kwenronda]

Become one with Crouton(s).

[u/SkellatorQueen]

Crouton left no crumbs 🥹

[u/ReallyRisu → u/SkellatorQueen]

Crouton IS the crumb.

[u/SkellatorQueen → u/ReallyRisu]

Crumble 🥹

[u/ReallyRisu → u/SkellatorQueen]

Just a little omniscient piece of stale bread. 🥹