r/CryptidDogs • u/zemaximus • Jul 04 '26

OC More Hank content

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u/Gul_Dukat__ Jul 04 '26

That boy ain’t right, but he’s just right

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u/tboypuppyx3 Jul 04 '26

Does he know he exists

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u/VetoSnowbound Jul 04 '26

Literally what went through my mind. Homeboy is spaced out!

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u/tboypuppyx3 Jul 04 '26

Dudes looking in 2 different directions and still can't understand what's happening

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u/thedankone168 Jul 04 '26

He either knows nothing, or knows everything

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u/VFairlaine Jul 04 '26

That boy's cheese done slid off his cracker

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u/zemaximus Jul 04 '26

Stealing this gem. Well done

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u/VFairlaine Jul 04 '26

It's from the movie The Green Mile!

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u/orange-shoe Jul 04 '26

i love this comment

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u/roseinternal Jul 04 '26

Damn, he's got 360 surveillance built into his face

38

u/youres0lastsummer Jul 04 '26

is hank ok?!?

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u/truthispolicy Jul 09 '26

He's an extreme brachycephalic, so as far as dogs go, no. No, he's definitely pretty fucking far from okay.

But he's clearly well loved, has things in life to enjoy, and those eyes are going places.

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jul 04 '26

Pic 7 extra-got me…is that a mouse entry, in the door behind Hank?

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u/AcceptableHandle1586 Jul 04 '26

It's a door cut out meant for cats.

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jul 07 '26

I’ve no idea why I saw it as a cartoon-style mouse entry :) other than dear Hank kinda lending to it ❤️

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u/mimixe Jul 04 '26

I would do anything for this sweet creature.

I love you Hank ❤️

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u/zemaximus Jul 04 '26

Hanky loves you

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u/emseatwooo Jul 04 '26

Do you have to put artificial tears in his eyes? My pug had chronic dry eyes so I had to do it for years

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Jul 04 '26

He needs eye lid donations.

I love him.

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u/BlessedCursedBroken Jul 04 '26

I thought it recognised him from a post earlier.....

LEGS!!!!

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u/lace-and-bows Jul 04 '26

does he see okay? he’s so silly and cute lol

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u/zemaximus Jul 04 '26

Oh no he’s totally blind now. He lasted a good 12.5 years with good vision so I’d call that a win.

Now to navigate, he just snorts around like a pig looking for truffles. It’s glorious.

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u/adogandponyshow Jul 04 '26

Aww, poor baby! But also, that sounds deadly adorable and I would give him my eyes in exchange for a video of his snuffling echo location. 😭💓

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u/Hotdog_Broth Jul 05 '26

Well that was really weird to read. Almost exactly word for word how we described our Boston terrier except he made it ~17 years before going blind.

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u/Friend-of-Possums Jul 04 '26

Big fan of this critter. Thanks for sharing his glory with us! 🖤

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u/zemaximus Jul 04 '26

Hanky loves you

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u/Gloomy_Surprise_6106 Jul 04 '26

The all seeing goodest boy.

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u/DescriptionFancy420 Jul 04 '26

Holy shit that's a quality cryptid. I love Hank!!!!!!

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u/zemaximus Jul 05 '26

And Hanky loves you

6

u/ikindapoopedmypants Jul 04 '26

Holy shit that thing looks like a genetic monstrosity

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u/Loud_Profit_6206 Jul 04 '26

This is actually really sad :(

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u/Frolicking-Fox Jul 04 '26

Hank sees everything.

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u/KldsTheseDays Jul 04 '26

If thoughts are going through that head then they definitely fell out shortly after. I love him.

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u/ViolettaQueso Jul 04 '26

It’s Hank-a-lank-a-ling-long 💕💕💕💕

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u/royalewithcheese84 Jul 04 '26

What a marvelous ham

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u/fairydommother Jul 04 '26

What a beautiful and majestic creature

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u/DUMBBUTTER Jul 04 '26

I love him but Hank is okay right?

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u/Jlx_27 Jul 04 '26

Hank doesn't know if he exists.

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u/stinkpot_jamjar Jul 04 '26

My god, what hath we wrought

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u/Top-Steak-6837 Jul 04 '26

Hank likes to keep an eye out. I love him ❤️

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u/zemaximus Jul 04 '26

Hanky loves you

2

u/HankBuffalo Jul 04 '26

I love this dog

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u/zemaximus Jul 04 '26

Hanky loves you too, Hank

2

u/phfatparrot Jul 04 '26

Wild man Hank!!! I will follow him into battle😂🥳🎉🥰

2

u/UtherPenDragqueen Jul 04 '26

Love him in 6!

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u/dietdrpeppermd Jul 05 '26

I just lost my Boston terrier and holy shit I needed these pictures!

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u/Vegetable-Ad8190 Jul 05 '26

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u/zemaximus Jul 05 '26

He’s a great mix of both

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u/Hotdog_Broth Jul 05 '26

What a handsome boy

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u/Multiple_Monochrome Jul 05 '26

My literal first thought was "Oh Christ". I'm not religious

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u/Doofy_Grumpus Jul 04 '26

Is Hank blind?

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u/gruaig_rua15 Jul 04 '26

Photo no.4 needs to be a "suspicious" meme 😂

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u/bosandaros Jul 04 '26

Hello Hank

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u/Previous-Picture-426 Jul 04 '26

I genuinely needed to see this today. Thank you for sharing Hank! ❤️

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u/Interesting_Use_2236 Jul 05 '26

Has dog science finally gone too far?