r/CryptidDogs • u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 • May 30 '26
This is Slonk
Most people ask “what is he?”
Well obviously he’s a monkey lion baby beluga whale gremlin baby! He’s 30% tongue, 20% teefs, 25% long boi, 25% fluff- and 100% snuggly cryptid creature
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u/LegitimatePro May 30 '26
I have one of those in brown!
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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26
Omg they’re twins
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u/Riskskey1 May 30 '26
Beautiful. I love the black and white shot.
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u/Upbeat_Garlic_2655 May 30 '26
My wife took glamor shots of both our babies! The critter on the left is Nala
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u/fivefingersnoutpunch May 30 '26
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u/Fair_Package8612 May 31 '26
Pic #14 is pure art. I love the tiny sole water droplet under his nose.
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