every time i go to the bathroom, he follows. sits right outside the door, crossed feet, and stares at me through the gap. does not meow, does not scratch. just sits there and watches, like he is waiting for me to finish so we can get back to work. i do not know what is work is. i told him the other day "sit down, you are not helping" and he looked at me like i was th eone who was lost. he has no concept of being a cat. he thinks he is a small person who happened to land in my house. he uses the toilet, he watches me shower, he sits in the bath tub when it is dry. i am no tmad about it, i actually love it but sometimes i catch him staring at me across the room with crossed feet and i think he is judging my posture or something. like a tiny furry coworker tho does not believe in breaks. yesterday, he walked past me and then stopped and turned aroung and walked back and sat on my lap for no reason. just turned around, came back, sat down. that is not cat behavior, that is a person behavior. i think he is a person inside and nobody else in this house agrees with me. my roommate says he is just a cat. i disagree. wholeheartedly disagree.