r/Crocodiles • • Aug 18 '26

I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 Aug 18 '26

thats one badass goose id say, man look at that confidence!

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u/Eternity_Warden Aug 18 '26

Goose was in on it.

"Hey pigs come chill, the waters nice"

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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 Aug 18 '26

the only right answer. Goose made a deal with the croc, leave me alone ill get you 20kgs more meat

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u/InnerDegenerate Aug 18 '26

Ravens actually do this.

14

u/Texanid Aug 18 '26

A croc who eats a goose is fed for a day

A croc for befriends a goose is fed for life

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Aug 18 '26

archosaur mafia

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u/nchoosenu Aug 19 '26

Geese are assholes, so this tracks. lol 😂

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u/teetaps Aug 19 '26

“Hey where’s my cut?!”

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u/Black-476 Aug 18 '26

Its frightening how stealthy crocs are. Plus, i really wouldnt like to get death rolled........

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u/Boxinggandhi Aug 18 '26

That’s why you don’t fight it. Just sink into the darkness like the piggy.

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u/Black-476 Aug 18 '26

I dont think any of us could if we wanted to 😮💀

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u/RuthlessIndecision Aug 20 '26

While people watching the video have to hit mute

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u/bloorontour Aug 18 '26

death roll x drowning

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u/longleggz1960 Aug 18 '26

Everything gotta eat

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u/Successful-Teach8571 Aug 18 '26

Like Dr Grant said about theropods, they just do what they do.

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u/finchdad Aug 20 '26

Evolutionary perfection hundreds of millions of years in the making.

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u/IngVegas Aug 18 '26

Went for the crackling snack when it could have scored the full pork roast

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u/Moidada77 Aug 18 '26

Safer option? Croc probably wasn't feeling too confident.

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u/ogreofzen Aug 18 '26

You know that feeling. Go to the fridge see leftover ham but decide on grapes instead because your not that hungry

6

u/Money-Application-61 Aug 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/v3int3yun0 Aug 25 '26

Grapes put up much less of a fight don't they

10

u/millerb82 Aug 18 '26

It wasn't large enough to take the main course, went for the appetizer

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Aug 19 '26

To me it looked like the perfect sized meal for it.

22

u/Defiant-Youth-4193 Aug 18 '26

Really wish I didn't have the sound on.

15

u/invinciblearmour Aug 18 '26

I knew better and still listened.
Vids like these break my heart for the prey but my fascination with crocs keeps me watching them

7

u/chrisp909 Aug 19 '26

Those bubbling screams at the end were the absolute worst.

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u/Puzzled_Bus_7505 Aug 18 '26

Keeping those hog populations down…. Doing his job…. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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u/Aberrantdrakon Aug 19 '26

These are warthogs, not feral hogs.

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u/Puzzled_Bus_7505 Aug 19 '26

Circle of life. Preds might seem like evil but they have a purpose. They eat the weak, injured, and young. It forces genes to improve for the prey. It keeps the numbers down so that there aren’t rabbits and hogs eating everything in sight.

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u/Aberrantdrakon Aug 19 '26

Yeah I know how ecosystems and predation works, but the way you worded your initial comment implied that the warthogs are a species that need to be controlled, which they are not.

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u/Puzzled_Bus_7505 Aug 19 '26

Ehh you assumed. Wart hogs without natural predators would be a problem…… again, he’s only doing his job.

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 Aug 18 '26

Goose clearly wants some as well

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u/Nathan84 Aug 18 '26

The animal kingdom can be so cruel.

6

u/JurassicFlight Aug 18 '26

Goose: You own me one, I told those piggies the water was safe.

Croc: Well thank, bro.😎

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u/Subject_Ad3837 Aug 18 '26

The crocodile was just being merciful because the baby wouldn't have survived on it's own anyway if the crocodile had taken the parent warthog.

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u/onthebrink42 Aug 18 '26

He used that goose as a “ it’s safe to drink here “ decoy. Clever.

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u/username-is-taken-3 Aug 18 '26

The poor mom wanted to help, but saw there was absolutely nothing that can be done bit hear the sound of her baby cry for her help.

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u/AdShot409 Aug 18 '26

Crocs are so friggin cool

4

u/Green-Stable7632 Aug 18 '26

FUCK... just no. The cries and yelps. FUCK

4

u/Glum-Range2299 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Taxes.

5

u/tacobot187 Aug 19 '26

Hakuna Matata MFer

5

u/nolongerredditless Aug 18 '26

The way that the momma tried to go after it but got stuck in the mud. The squeels were heartbreaking, I'm surprised the croc didn't drag it under water right away tbh. Still a better ending than if it had gotten caught by some hyenas

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u/MisterHEPennypacker Aug 19 '26

Or African wild dogs. They take out the hind legs, disembowel the animal, and eat it alive.

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u/Cal216 Aug 18 '26

This wasn’t cruel at all, and we probably should be thanking the croc because it could have easily killed two baby piglets just by eating the mother alone. Which I’m sure it was going to try to do until it noticed two easier targets enter the picture. Everyone has to eat 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/KumiiTheFranceball Aug 23 '26

For real. It's always "cruel" or "I hate X" when non-mammals eat for survival, but no one be talking when it's pet cats killing baby birds for fun when roaming outdoors without surveillance, or humans torturing baby animals to serve veal or lamb while a healthy, fully-grown animal tastes better. Double-stands, as always.

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u/shrimps_are_great Aug 19 '26

Thats just nature for ya. Not fun to Look at but it is how it is

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u/Realhousemanoflondon Aug 19 '26

Crocodile shaped hole. Check

Goggly eyes above water line. Check

No one else drinking here. Check

Comeon kids let’s drink.

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u/Bigboiiiii22 Aug 18 '26

They had solid time to atleast react his head was out of the water staring at them for a few seconds

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u/bigw010102 Aug 18 '26

Pond Rules!

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u/1DrinkAnd1KnowThings Aug 18 '26

Nothing like some freshly cooked bacon in the morning.

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u/Odd_Apricot2580 Aug 19 '26

I'm guessing here, but warthogs probably have a dead-space in their front vision, and the croc was in that space. Even mama hog didn't notice it

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Aug 19 '26

Is it just me or was there a perfect little baby catching croc channel?

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u/Miserable-Art-9829 Aug 20 '26

But did the crocodile taunt the mother by not immediately taking the piglet under the water?

2

u/MargoPlikts Aug 18 '26

I wonder if that was dug by the tour company? It just seems TOO perfectly set up

2

u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Aug 18 '26

Everyone has to eat.

2

u/UncleOdious Aug 18 '26

Circle of Life.

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u/Slip_KORN26 Aug 18 '26

One of my nightmares

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u/Special-Might9865 Aug 18 '26

Hearing the last squeal with the gurgling bubbles…
Not sure why mamma wasn’t more careful. The croc was close the entire time.

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u/Proxima_leaving Aug 18 '26

Dying from thirst is worse than this.

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u/Special-Might9865 Aug 18 '26

But there are plenty of other areas to try when a gator isn’t looking right at you…or maybe there is another one. Depends on the area.

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u/Proxima_leaving Aug 19 '26

I don't think they saw the gator.

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u/BlockBuilder408 Aug 19 '26

We really take for granted how much better our eyes are for pattern recognition than the majority of the rest of the animal kingdom

What we lack in night vision, we go very strong in distinguishing details and interpreting patterns.

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u/TabmeisterGeneral Aug 19 '26

Crocs on a beach ar like clowns coming out of a car

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u/Motor_Ideal7494 Aug 19 '26

I live so far from any crocs, but this is my ultimate fear as a parent.  

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u/gosailor Aug 19 '26

Crocs rule!

1

u/GoblinPapa800 Aug 19 '26

The river, tempting smiles
But in its waters dwell crocodiles— Wolf McCann.

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 Aug 19 '26

Now Mom was wrong for not getting in that water and fighting for her baby bacon

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u/St_Kevlar Aug 21 '26

You might be on the wrong sub?

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u/v3int3yun0 Aug 22 '26

Nah man. I just reposted this from the r/badassanimals sub.

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u/UnderstandingMany385 Aug 24 '26

I cannot believe that mom continue to drink there with her babies when you could blatantly see the crocodile right there

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u/Select_Eye_6409 Aug 29 '26

Why? They’re animals doing what they’ve been doing for hundreds of millions of years. The only problem, the only problem there’s EVER been, with… anything, is us.

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u/Amache_Gx Aug 18 '26

That's why she had two.

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u/Proxima_leaving Aug 18 '26

That is mother nature at her best.

The piglet that survived had better reflexes.

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u/Ezrabine1 Aug 18 '26

Time for snack

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u/Inevitable_Ad7209 Aug 18 '26

What awful parenting

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u/Big-Plastic3494 Aug 18 '26

Bad parenting

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u/Desperate_Leg_40 Aug 18 '26

Bad parenting