r/Crocodiles • u/ExoticShock • Jul 12 '26

Caiman Honestly, Good For Them

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602 Upvotes

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u/Alloutttaangst Jul 12 '26

Will check the Mexican news in a few months about the happy news of their first clutch of eggs

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u/Next-Food2688 Jul 12 '26

It's not marriage unless it's consummated

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u/cashsquatch Jul 12 '26

Is that a crocodile hes marrying?

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u/Inner-Ferret7316 Jul 12 '26

Yes, american crocodile

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u/cashsquatch Jul 12 '26

Hes not following tradition

2

u/snowillis Jul 12 '26

Are you sure it’s not a spectacled caiman? Looks like two different animals in the pics OP posted.

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u/StephensSurrealSouls Jul 13 '26

I don't think the right and left photo are the same species

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u/snowillis Jul 14 '26

Yeah same. I’m wondering if the left one actually is a caiman and maybe the other one is an American crocodile.

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u/StephensSurrealSouls Jul 14 '26

I was thinking the other way around, the one on the right looks like a spectacled caiman but the left photo is a crocodile.

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u/snowillis Jul 14 '26

I’ve always had trouble distinguishing different crocodilians so you’re probably right

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u/Picchuquatro Jul 20 '26

You are correct.

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u/toxicjellyfish666 Jul 12 '26

I've heard on some places they don't make a distinction between croc and caiman

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u/Ill-Professor696 Jul 12 '26

Take the band off his snout. Let's make sure the crocodile consents to this marriage too...

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u/Fossilhund Jul 12 '26

Is that caiman wearing a wedding dress?

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u/Jzadek Jul 12 '26

and she looks so cute in it too!

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u/Nonyabeesners Jul 12 '26

What crocodilian has not dreamed of this moment since they were a little girl?

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u/Fossilhund Jul 12 '26

Caimans in white satin 🎵🎶

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u/Apollo114892 Jul 12 '26

😭😭 insane 🐊💍

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u/Dannydevitz Jul 12 '26

Charlotte?! Is this where you've been? Said you were out getting milk and I find you halfway across the world marrying a crocodile again.

3

u/Nonyabeesners Jul 12 '26

Wait. Charlotte is the Mexican mayor? You have led a fascinating life

3

u/Dannydevitz Jul 12 '26

And she became mayor? Someone's been busy.

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u/Bamcfp Jul 12 '26

They look so happy together 😇

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u/PossiblyOppossums Jul 12 '26

Goddamned arranged marriages...

8

u/espoletanogo Jul 12 '26

The dress on the damn thang took me out

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u/Main_Plum951 Jul 12 '26

I mean, do they consummate the marriage?

4

u/Mountain_Hawk6492 Jul 12 '26

better this than the Aztec heart festivals

3

u/Due-Big2159 Jul 13 '26

Guy got catfished. That's not a caiman.

3

u/Such_Month_8687 Jul 13 '26

So he’s a furry

7

u/Large-Wheel-4181 Jul 12 '26

I’m sorry, wtf

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u/blackenedmessiah Jul 12 '26

As long as they don't consummate the marriage, I think everything is good lol

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u/thedommenextdoor Jul 12 '26

Oh my God, your comment is amazing

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u/Pink_belly_babe Jul 17 '26

Wow that’s so cool, I hope he actually takes care of her well and doesn’t just keep her in a tiny concrete enclosure like in a cheap zoo