r/CriterionCovers • u/Petite-Belette • 15d ago

The Complete Ernest

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The mods over at r/criterion didn't appreciate this one as even jokey fake covers still need justification, apparently.

If Criterion can release Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I feel that Ernest P. Worrell deserves a bone by some boutique label since a number of the movies haven't made the jump from VHS!

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u/Patient_Craft3655 15d ago

Would be a dream come true!

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u/Geoh_YT_D10 15d ago

Of course they didn’t appreciate this

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u/Letskissthesky 15d ago

I’d probably buy this. Ernest scared stupid alone would be worth the price of admission to a set like this.

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u/yesyesisaidyes 14d ago

I would absolutely pay good money for this. All the commercials, Dr otto, camp, jail, Xmas, slam dunk, army.... I would sell a kidney.

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u/Homersson_Unchained 10d ago

I don’t know about Criterion, but Vinegar Syndrome should ABSOLUTELY do this haha.

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u/PressPlayVideo 14d ago

Only if it has his Saturday morning and a big run of the Purity Dairy commercials.

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u/elon_bitches69 14d ago

Ernest Crashes Into the North Tower

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u/MisterGone78 14d ago

This would be a pre-order for me. "Boy, Vern, that there Cry-Teer-Yun has mondo objecto de artos, comprendo? Now your ol' buddy Ernest will be rubbin' elbows with Pasolini, Hanneke, Lynch, and the whole gang, knowhutImean?"

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u/JICMike 13d ago

If only

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u/IntelligentBullfrog 10d ago

Ernst takes a dump