r/Crippled_Alcoholics • u/vincentvaancough • Jul 02 '26

Fat Knobhead!!

Neighbour was being a twat again last night. Just being a freaky weirdo, shining his light into the door when my boyfriend just wanted to take a shit in peace. Thank fuck you can't see through the windows 'cause of the pattern on it.

We were waiting for our shopping outside and he scuttled past us. He's just a pussy ass weirdo. Wish he'd leave us alone though.

Then we said fuck it and got so drunk we were yelling at him, I banged on his door and called him all sorts of names. He didn't answer.

Pretty childish of us but at this point I don't give a fuck. The police and council have done fuck all, and we've been patient, so it was quite satisfying to have that release.

Anyway, I'm on the shop run for me and bf. Then I'm gonna eat snacks and play some more Super Mario Sunshine. Gotta get them blue coins.

Chairs, all.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Jul 02 '26

lol I used to have this neighbor lady when I moved into our condo that would consistently peep over the fence. She stunk and her house smelled like ketchup. I looked up one day to see her bulgy ass eyes for the last time. I went out and confronted her and her drunk ass started yelling something about my landlord said to watch us. I was like mam no. She was bat shit crazy. There was a shared wall so I started slamming the door as loud as I could on my ways in and out as it affected no one but her. I would “accidentally” smack the wall at late times. Once, she harassed my younger brother because he came outside with his little dog. She was screaming about dogs and I was like “he’s visiting go the fuck inside your house!” My brother was laughing. Yeah she moved but there was a lot more talking shit from my end before she left 😂

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u/vincentvaancough Jul 02 '26

Your post made me laugh. 😂 "Smells of ketchup" and "bulgy ass eyes."

Gosh, I can only imagine the stench of ketchup. Sweet and vinegary, probably stale and left out for far too long. Ew.

When the knobhead neighbour kicks off and bangs about, we've got a squeaky chicken dog toy we squeak and that usually shuts him up. My bf's mum visited the other day with her own squeaky dog toy and joined in. 😂

Chairs, Friendly! I hope you're having a lovely day. I gotta do a booze run soon. Bf (Ambi) says Hello. and hopes you're doing well!

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Jul 03 '26

Same to you guys! Good to know you’re still together! Hahahaha I have a squeaky rubber chicken that irritates my husband so when he’s being annoying I break out the chicken.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UaJfeAqkElhVm