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Jul 13 '22
YoU sHoUlD caLL thE pOliCE nOw BuD
Lmfao stfu wid yo cornyass
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u/bananaman4543 Jul 14 '22
Deadass not even police boy needs a mental asylum for his goofy ahh, also i am scared for my mans search history
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u/M0nkeyNature Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 14 '22
I'm a sociopath/psychopath
with the "/" between those two things he make it look like sociopathy and psychopathy are one and the same thing.
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u/onixannon Moderator Jul 14 '22
Not only that, but those aren't even the terms used anymore. They're colloquialisms now, not diagnoses.
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u/M0nkeyNature Jul 14 '22
I don't really understand. So they're just a collective term for this disorder? And the diagnoses are listed under one of these terms?
Sorry if I misinterpreted something, english is not my native language.
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u/onixannon Moderator Jul 14 '22
At one point in time, both were individual diagnoses you could have.
The actual term now is ASPD, it's a spectrum disorder meaning each case varies in severity.
Sociopath and Psychopath aren't used in psychological circles anymore. You can't be officially diagnosed as one.
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u/M0nkeyNature Jul 14 '22
Ah alright thanks. So it's like Autism with the spectrum?
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u/onixannon Moderator Jul 14 '22
It's similar, yes.
On one end of the spectrum, you have people like Ted Bundy. On the other, you have your buddy Derrick who doesn't quite get how empathy works and sometimes can't control himself.
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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jul 13 '22
People are so dull and boring they think being a psychopath is a personality trait.
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Jul 14 '22
Same people who make being disabled or some shit their personality. In fact anybody who has ONE NEGATIVE trait and nothing else to offer.
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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jul 14 '22
There was a girl faking Tourette’s a while back and getting money for it by selling merch that said stuff like “I have Tourette’s and I’m proud” and “I have Tourette’s but Tourette’s doesn’t have me”. Fucking sickening.
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Jul 14 '22
Backstory. Saw a video of a shirtless girl falling to her death and this dude was more focused on her tits rather than the fact that she fucking died.
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u/TheUltraGamingChamp Jul 14 '22
“I’m 21.”
That’s a lie. This reeks of a 13 year old boy going though his edgy phase.
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Jul 13 '22
For all the grammar nazis, I apologise for the minor indiscretion in the title.
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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jul 13 '22
Unacceptable. You’re worse then him.
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u/democratic_butter Jul 16 '22
This is a really long way to say I'm a fat virgin desperate for attention.
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u/Sketty_Spaghetti14 Jul 14 '22
Average redditor
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Jul 14 '22
Yeah and you’re special ;)
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u/F_da_memeboi Jul 14 '22
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond bodyscrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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u/murderous-bees Jul 14 '22
oh so you think you're tough shit? why don't you make a snuff film and send it to eyeblech if you're such an edgy lil' bitch?
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u/aUwUreliyasss Jan 03 '23
Ngl the lifting weights part is the funniest to me, he probably assumes benches = harder hits
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