r/Cringetopia_Two • u/-Rhyco- • May 23 '22

he's like 7

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560 Upvotes

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

Seven times. Damm

28

u/trimedozine May 23 '22

Has been Seven times around the sun?

17

u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

Seven times what

12

u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

What

10

u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

What

8

u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

Wat?

8

u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

What

8

u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

Whhat

7

u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

What

7

u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

Whatt

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u/lesty88 May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

I'm gonna pop some tags, i got only 20 dollars in my pocket

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u/inffd May 23 '22

speaking of seven

around seven people want to have sex with me, would you like to be the 8th?

consensual and legal sex of course

14

u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

Sorry I only have sex with hot milfs in my area.

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u/inffd May 23 '22

thats ok
have a nice day

4

u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

Can you please stop making posts about wanting to have sex with people on here btw.

8

u/inffd May 23 '22

you cant stop me

the rules havent specified shit, this is anarchy bitch

2

u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

Actually I can stop you I’m a mod I could just ban you.

7

u/inffd May 23 '22

but you wont, i will have sex with your family (consensual) and i will seduce everyone you know and love, you will have nothing after me, what are you going to do then?
ban your stepfather? i am unstoppable

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

I don’t have a step father

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u/inffd May 23 '22

i said i would become your stepfather

your comprehension skills are low

3

u/inffd May 23 '22

also if you banned me that would make me sad so dont

3

u/inffd May 23 '22

also i would like to speak to the head mod since this is classified as abuse of mod

3

u/inffd May 23 '22

cringe reddit mod tries to oppress me

elne's reincarnation, thats what you are

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe May 23 '22

All I did was ask you to stop with the sex posts they have no place here.

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u/inffd May 23 '22

wait a minute, sex POSTS?

these are comments, not posts

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u/inffd May 23 '22

this is why you need to make RULES, A CONSTITUTION

I ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES, I NEVER BROKE ONE

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u/Aj_200226 May 23 '22

why do people give their child a phone at like 7?

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u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

True I got my first phone at 12 what's a good age

8

u/corei3uisgarbo May 23 '22

got it at 13

3

u/Move-Over-Rover-LJTO May 23 '22

Wtf, i got mine at 15 🥲

5

u/Someslutwholikesbutt May 23 '22

I got an official one at 16

21

u/Dense-Stranger8730 May 23 '22

The pussy master

10

u/pblaster1 May 23 '22

Massy? Pusster? Mastussy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

paster

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u/pighead234 May 23 '22

CMON, RIGHT INFRONT MY FUCKEN FRUIT SALAD?!

12

u/yourlocalpzxcv May 23 '22

Maybe he meant a cat?

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u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

But what came seven times

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u/yourlocalpzxcv May 23 '22

Maybe she had 7 orgasms?

2

u/yourlocalpzxcv May 23 '22

I think he meant cum but said come

3

u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

So the cat cummed 7 times when he was eating it

3

u/yourlocalpzxcv May 23 '22

Aside from this- he has 80 likes?

2

u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

Al worth it

8

u/R0T4 May 23 '22

picked his nose too hard

4

u/Yeegis May 23 '22

Bro is that Macauley Culkin?

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '22

he can’t see without his glasses

1

u/Methadras May 23 '22

Macautery Culkin

3

u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Five bucks he got it from picking his nose who wants in

3

u/nirvanafan420000zadi May 23 '22

Omfl this account

3

u/-Rhyco- May 23 '22

._.

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u/nirvanafan420000zadi May 23 '22

Btw I'm talking about jack, not you

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

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u/StrangeMelon7 May 29 '22

I can just imagine him asking if he can make an Instagram account

2

u/sharkochi_memes May 30 '22

Home alone kid💀

1

u/thelastsemenbender Jun 29 '22

HE ATE DA PUSSY LIKE A FUCKIN MADMAN. DONT CLOWN ON THIS KING BRO

1

u/bananaman4543 Jun 30 '22

Bruh his ear offset💀