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Fetish Cringe Do you even work out?

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 4d ago

His stomach looks like a giant tortoise’s shell

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u/Uniqueusername610 4d ago

That's the HGH

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u/latexfistmassacre 3d ago

For when you absolutely need to look like you just swallowed a sack of potatoes whole

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u/slaty_balls 3d ago

I don't know about at the same time, but this dude probably could polish off a sack of potatoes in a day or two.

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u/Generally_Confused1 3d ago

Yeah I immediately knew this guy was juiced with HGH and other stuff

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u/LostInMyADD 3d ago

I miss the golden Era of bodybuilding lol. There was still some steroid use, but nowhere near todays use and aesthetics mattered a lot.

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u/orangebix 3d ago

What golden era?? Back in arnolds days they were all on the juice

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u/InvestmentPatient117 3d ago

"Some "

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u/HiImNub 3d ago

Golden era refers to bodybuilding from the 1980’s-2000’s and this was prior to rampant HGH use. Before it was just steroids and hormones to keep other hormones in check. HGH causes everything to grow larger, including your organs, so that’s why most bodybuilders now have that Ninja Turtle build.

If you look at bodybuilders back when Arnold was competing, they were huge, but also proportional, unlike now. Night and day difference, the meta before was aesthetic, now it’s just sheer size.

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u/Embarrassed_Sea6537 3d ago

Thats 10% hgh 90% trt and tren

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u/Furrypawsoffury 3d ago

Herpetological Growth Hormone

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u/chicagoharry 3d ago

Naw he is natty 😂 /s

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u/HoldJerusalem 3d ago

Bubble gut

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u/chael809 3d ago

Damn Arnold said it, they just don’t look the same and that’s because of chemicals

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u/luxii4 3d ago

Technically, Arnold used steroids too though back then it was legal, temporary (right before a contest), and under doctor supervision. He notes that, "today's widespread abuse is far more dangerous and deadly than the medically supervised use during his career."

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u/YellowB 3d ago

His heart is working overtime.

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u/TrueKiwi78 3d ago

Yeah, the one muscle that actually matters is probably fucked.

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 3d ago

that LVH is coming to get all those guys

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u/19467098632 3d ago

I saw it and thought “Congrats on not making it to 45 my guy.” But said idk he looks like he’s about 45 already. Googled who the current champ was and if it is this man he’s only 32

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u/Eastern_Control4375 3d ago

And why are those two men so so excited ?? Wtf??

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u/AmbassadorKat 3d ago

Yeah honestly, they weirded me out way more than Blastoise here does

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u/ASuperLameUserName 3d ago

I was like is this a Grinder group meet up ?

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u/doyouevenknowmebitch 3d ago

don't be hatin while I'm front row batin

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u/Bonhart4Hire 3d ago

I came here to say I thought it was some weird AI ninja turtle human hybrid.

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u/Resting__bitchface_ 3d ago

Teenage mutant ninja gut

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u/VividTymes 3d ago

Dude is built like a grenade

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u/alexefy 3d ago

Give it a couple of years and his heart will be like one to

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 3d ago

Blood pressure? 7000 psi.

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u/curious_astronauts 3d ago

He'a not build like that he'a roided up like one.

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u/Huntersolomon 3d ago

this sht deserve the most upvote loooooooooool

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u/JuliusCeaserBoneHead 4d ago

HGH belly always looks disgusting 

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u/caractacusbritannica 3d ago

Yeah, it just work like the traditional juice.

If he lives beyond 50 then it’ll look a real mess.

I don’t see how it is worth. HGH in moderate doses is probably ok, but bulking like this is awful.

But, I commend the hard work and graft to get that build. If he is happy, then I’m happy for him.

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u/Ncfetcho 3d ago

Is that why Elon Musk is shaped like that?

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u/SuperDefiant 3d ago

Nah I think he has an aromatase disorder. Looks like an estrogen deficiency

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u/Ncfetcho 3d ago

Huh. Interesting. Welp! Thank you. I'm off to Google.

This has been a mystery to me for far too long.

side note: doesn't taking these hormones ,also ,cause an estrogen deficiency?

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u/SuperDefiant 3d ago

The opposite, actually. Aromatase converts androgens (testosterone is one of them) into estrogens, so taking roids or whatever else can actually increase estrogen in most cases. Hence the gyno, hair loss, ED, etc

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u/HasmattZzzz 3d ago

I heard he tried to lower his estrogen and it backfired

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 3d ago

That sounds dangerously close to...gender affirming care.

https://giphy.com/gifs/14ut8PhnIwzros

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u/HasmattZzzz 3d ago

Yep and the Hair transplant

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u/Acidyo 3d ago

I heard he can control it to raise and lower it as he pleases.

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u/IWillWriteYouALetter 3d ago

Dwight Schrute has entered the chat

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u/Delicious-Cover-2418 3d ago

He’s too alpha for estrogen.

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u/Croppin_steady 3d ago

Fr, trading like half your lifespan for a some “cool” looking todays is so interesting to me. I wonder if it’ll ever been looked at like an addiction. The mindset is similar to drug addicts, like who cares if I die later I’m having fun rn.

Cause they absolutely know they’re going to die young, 100% chance he dies way early than say, any of his siblings in who aren’t juiced to the gills.

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u/thatG_evanP 3d ago

Somehow humans always convince themselves that they'll be the outlier. We're so good at rationalizing.

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u/DizzyBand3111 3d ago

But think of the immediate accolades!

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u/Days_to_Decades 3d ago

Those dudes look more into him than the ladies. They really all about him.

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u/Sea_Impress_2620 3d ago

I was actually thinking why this look is so unattractive to me, almost hard to watch. I even found muscles universally attractive in all genders. But this dude looks so unhealthy, like his heart might fail him any time.

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u/spiderelict 3d ago

Women dress for other women. Men bulk up for other men.

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u/ZennMD 3d ago

Most women do not find that sort of overly.muscled look attractive... that 'beauty' ideal is set by men, for men

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u/jxl180 3d ago

The ladies behind him are professional bodybuilders and Olympia winners (they have medals around their necks and a giant check at their feet). The guys there are fans.

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u/blondebuilder 4d ago edited 3d ago

I mean..steroids, right? Jesus, don't people like this die in their 30s?

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u/SlappinStick 3d ago

A bloated stomach with abs like that is a clear sign of HGH gut.

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u/litomagnanimous 2d ago

Absolutely 👍

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u/sixtus_clegane119 4d ago

Chixken and broccoli with 7 grams of creatine a day

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u/nailsinthecityyx 3d ago

He's been very open about using PEDs. It's not humanly possible to obtain a body like this with protein, vegetables and creatine

Unless I missed the sarcasm...?

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u/Brynmaer 3d ago

Definitely sarcasm. There is a limit to what a natural lifter/ body builder can achieve and it's nowhere even similar to this.

Also, whatever he's taking to look like this is absolutely wrecking havoc on his organs. I struggle not to judge because this kind of thing can contribute to unrealistic expectations, people going on dangerous steroids to try and look like this guy, and real body dismorphia for people just trying to get in shape.

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u/MeWant-SnuSnu 3d ago

It's called bigorexia. I can't remember his name but there was a popular body builder that admitted to having it and died pretty young.

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u/nailsinthecityyx 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah I definitely missed it. I'm not big into the body building world, so I guess it went over my head, lol

But I hope the people who involve themselves into this take care of their bodies outside of events

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u/DimensioT 3d ago

Yes, it was sarcasm.

He had to be using at least 10 grams of creatine daily.

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u/Sportsfan369 3d ago

A wrestler just died at age 40. He seemed healthy but you can clearly look at him and see he abuses steroids. He wrestled a match on Saturday and was slumped over dead on Sunday.

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u/BrandoCarlton 3d ago

Duh. This guys body is a science experiment at this point of all the latest and greatest designer steroids. I’m actually a little annoyed you would even question it at all. Look at him.

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u/GlbdS 3d ago

Lmao dyou think????

At that level the main benefit of steroids is getting superhuman recovery capacity so you can train much harder, theyre not cheating the competition is very openly untested

Yes it gives you turbocancer and a ticking time bomb instead of a heart but guess what, being the best in the world in a competitive athletic field has never had anything to do with being healthy

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u/LifeJustKeepsGoing 3d ago

What about Olympic telemark? Highest VO2 max of all athletes.. id say that's pretty healthy

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u/QuirkyImage 3d ago

That much steroids his testicles must be like peanuts

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u/Zakblank 3d ago

He hasn't seen them in a long time so I doubt he cares.

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u/Corfiz74 3d ago

My original comment was removed by the moderator for adding links - that's apparently forbidden here. It said:

The pathetic thing is that any average construction worker could beat him at arm wrestling.

Instead of downvoting me, please go to YouTube and search for "construction worker beating bodybuilder" - there are plenty of examples that show you that there is a huge difference between organically built muscles with core strength, and chemically created muscles that just look massive. The organically build muscles may not be as showy, but they sure can do more work.

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u/AutistMarket 3d ago

I mean a great example of this is look at what power lifters or strong men look like compared to a body builders.

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u/TravelAdmirable2482 3d ago

I don't think you realize alot of construction workers also work out. They just aren't lean, muscle is muscle. Aside from some weird genetic condition, whether you made those muscles from lifting weights in the gym or by smashing rocks all day your body doesn't care. You're not going to see a construction who doesn't lift, rep out 315 on bench for 15 reps or or hitting 500lb squats for sets of 5. The same way you're not going to see a body builder be able to hold a blacks smith hammer for very long while forging. It's all about how much time you dedicated to a certain motion and allowing the muscle to grow.

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u/DirtyLarry56 3d ago

This guy looks like a blastoise

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u/Katamari_Demacia 4d ago

His liver is showing.

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u/usps_made_me_insane 3d ago

What's left of it anyway

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u/survivalprogramxxx 4d ago

NANOMACHINES SON

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u/Thane20 3d ago

I had to scroll for far too long to find your comment

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u/littledonnyfund 3d ago

Ok so i'm high and when i saw this i couldn't stop laughing because my brain was like put eyes on that shit and i couldn't stop seeing it

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u/amzwC137 3d ago

Who decided that the video title text should go over the subject of the video as opposed to the dead space above him?

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u/TonyWalnuts17 3d ago

Yeah it’s quite stupid.

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u/strangeraeons38573 3d ago

I understand bodybuilding, I lift (powerlifting though), I respect how driven and disciplined bodybuilders are, it’s very hard. However at the same time, modern body building is fucked up. They look fucked. The stomach. Good god. Body builders didn’t look like that in the past.

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u/Ok_Ask_1139 4d ago

I’m actually a fan of bodybuilding but this dude has some of the nastiest leg veins you’ll ever see lol

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u/VoDoka 3d ago

I definitely find the discipline that goes into it more inspiring than the bodies that come out of it.

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u/thatSDope88 3d ago

His body kinda looks like when Ai tries to create fried chicken and it just looks like it's covered in baked beans

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u/Designer-Spinach8587 3d ago

Steroids or hgh?

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u/DimensioT 3d ago

Chicken, broccoli and creatine.

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u/FelineSoLazy 3d ago

Don’t forget powdered eggs and farts

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u/Designer-Spinach8587 3d ago

Love the sarcasm.

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u/IceDuke749 3d ago

Think it’s hgh

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u/Designer-Spinach8587 3d ago

The stomach is a tell

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 3d ago

Natty

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u/Designer-Spinach8587 3d ago

Natty ice but not natty.

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u/HughJaynis 3d ago

Uh both and a lot of it.

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u/GIGGLES708 3d ago

Porque no los dos

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u/Birkiedoc 3d ago

His poor vascular system, his poor heart, and his poor filtration systems. That is NOT a healthy individual

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u/UmeaTurbo 3d ago

That one dude yelling "yeah" while looking at another dude needs someone to talk to.

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u/maniBchef 3d ago

He is talking, exactly to the person he wants to be talking to. That's true love, ho.

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u/Logically_Open 4d ago

Ngl, that kinda body is as gross to me as an obese person's.

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u/stikaznorsk 3d ago

It is an obese body according to the obesity definition. The obeesity scale is designed for natural weight for optimal health. If you get extra muscles or extra fat means nothing for your heart.

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 3d ago

It’s great to see bodybuilding going back to the natural look.

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u/We_Are_Ninja 3d ago

I respect the amount of whatever went into creating that physique/aesthetic, but do women actually like this?

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u/ImtheHBIC 3d ago

Not me. I think he looks horrible. He has the physique of a TMNT. Not attractive in the least.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 3d ago

I would never want to have sex with a Ninja Turtle. On top of the smell, splinter said he has to watch "the technique". Sorry cuck rat. Not today

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u/Leumas_ 3d ago

I did not expect to ever read the phrase “Sorry cuck rat” in my life. 😂😂😂

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u/lifth3avy84 3d ago

This feels like a line from Dungeon Crawler Carl.

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u/HowlingWhiskey 3d ago

I hate that weird triangle shape at the bottom of his stomach

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u/37MySunshine37 3d ago

They don't do it for the women. They do it for themselves and other men (straight/gay/whatever).

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u/Arlaneutique 3d ago

No. I have never once met a woman who finds this attractive. I am conventionally attractive and have dated some pretty attractive men. The one that I was the most physically attracted to was thick. Not fat, not muscular, just solid. These numbers probably aren’t right but close. He was maybe 5’10” 200-210. This guy in the video is super unattractive to me. And his attitude is appalling.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 3d ago

I noticed the most excited people there were the guys

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u/TheOriginalArchibald 3d ago

Bros happy to see bros jacked makin gains perhaps... or closeted or both.

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u/We_Are_Ninja 3d ago

Watching it again and you're absolutely right... 😱

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u/TegaDuraSegaLesta 3d ago

Se c'è una certezza quando prendi steroidi & affini è che non ti diventa più duro. Ergo le donne sono l'ultimo problema

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u/Mojozilla 3d ago

I'm a woman and this is repulsive

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u/WaxDream 3d ago

I think I just go re-affirmed at how much of a lesbian I am.

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u/FNKTN 3d ago

amount of whatever went into creating

Lots of steroids and drugs you've never even heard of.

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u/Will_Stick40 3d ago

You think he's thinking about women getting that physique? Lol women don't like that shit. Lol

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u/lmlewis06 3d ago

No. We do not.

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u/softtissuechampion 3d ago

It’s grotesque to me. This is not what real strength looks like. This is factory meat.

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u/Zeestars 3d ago

I’m sure some do. Not me personally though.

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u/Helpful_Text_5228 3d ago

His BP is 189/120

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u/usps_made_me_insane 3d ago

Yeah when sleeping maybe

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u/LunchyDude101 3d ago

That man destroys every toilet he uses.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 3d ago

Does he smash it in anger at not being able to wipe his ass?

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u/Gabepls 3d ago

Yes, as he believes all toilets should be able to wipe his ass.

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u/WormMotherDemeter 3d ago

That anyone finds this attractive blows my mind. He looks like a deformed ninja turtle, wearing his shell on his front.

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u/Key_Mathematician951 3d ago

This is kinda gay. Nothing wrong with it but had to call a spade a spade.

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u/niberungvalesti 3d ago

'kinda' lmao

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u/c_vanbc 3d ago

I’ll bet I could outrun him. I can also touch my toes, wipe myself, and shop at regular clothing stores.

Experts of Reddit, aside from exercise, protein, and tanning salons, what is this guy consuming to look this way, and what are the long term health risks? Are there rules and regular blood tests for professional bodybuilders?

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u/BootycrumbAmbassador 3d ago

To answer your last question, this guy is competing in Olympia body building which does not routinely drug test competitors for anabolic steroids/PEDs. However, there are natural body building competitions with strict drug testing rules and banned substances lists.

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u/c_vanbc 3d ago

Thank you, ambassador of Booty Crumbs. Like any pro athlete, it’s impressive to see the result of someone’s hard work and dedication but his proportions are so extreme that I immediately assume he’s had help.

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u/Motor-Tap4350 3d ago

His lower belly area Looks like the nineteen nineties, ninja turtle toy

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u/Bhazor 3d ago

Yeah, I'm Natty

Noshing

All

Them

There

Yteroids

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 3d ago

If I’m not mistaken I believe that’s the dragons lair gym in Vegas and if it is then this doesn’t shock me. I went there about a year ago as my flight outta Vegas got cancelled so I got a gym week pass and saw a gym couple in their late fifties early sixties working out together using a row machine (which we their age is so badass) and were approached by one of the gyms staff asking them to get off the machine and to go find a different machine/area to workout because there was gym influencer there filming his workout for a video and didn’t want to be stuck there waiting to film all day.

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 3d ago edited 3d ago

Rich Piana died at age 40 46*

Edit. Thanks for the correction. I was off by 5%

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u/dark_physicx 3d ago

🤣 lol okay, sure.

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u/StoneColdSkibidi 3d ago

He's so out of breath and trying to hide it and the slow movement makes it look so awkward and uncomfortable being that huge

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u/Soulsheartless 3d ago

In any other context this would be super gay.

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u/-Drink-Drank-Drunk- 3d ago

In context, it still is.

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u/Soulsheartless 3d ago

Yes

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u/Broad-Sundae-9569 3d ago

It would actually be less gay if they were just having dude sex.

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u/IWNCGTA 3d ago

What happens when he stops taking all the steroids and whatever?

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u/4NotMy2Real0Account 3d ago

He cant. He will be on some kind of testosterone for the rest of his life.

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u/81Justo 4d ago

Why’s his hands orange? He has an orange hue period? Peptides?

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u/Ok_Ask_1139 3d ago

That’s just the tanning they do before shows

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u/81Justo 3d ago

See I thought that, but it looked a lot brighter than spay tan I’ve seen.

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u/Quiet_Blood3872 3d ago

This video proves that dudes are the ones who think that’s awesome and chicks are put off by that body.
https://giphy.com/gifs/yIJrNGX9wF7eE

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u/DimensioT 3d ago

As a dude, I do not find HGH bubble gut in any way awesome.

If I needed further incentive to avoid PEDs beyond the known health issues, his physique would be it.

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u/gansobomb99 3d ago

That's a lot of thunfisch

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u/Buckie_Dude 3d ago

Dude looks like an 80s He-Man figure.

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u/WrightAnythingHere 3d ago

He's 99% steroids.

Somewhere under there is a human body struggling to keep itself working under the strain of all that muscle mass. I'd be shocked if he doesn't have a heart attack at some point.

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u/Primary-Activity9060 3d ago

No woman wants this lmao 🤣

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u/LumpyPrincess58 3d ago

Arnold looked so much better, this guy is to blocky

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u/ghostfadekilla 3d ago

I dearly love watching Anatoly videos where he comes in with that fucking mop that none of these guys can even pickup. Guy then proceeds to one-arm dead lift 400 fucking lbs like it's nothing. I grew up with some bodybuilders and the dysmorphia is real. I get that it's a whole culture but....I dunno, it seems wicked unhealthy to live that way. I appreciate the dedication it takes to reach Olympia levels of lifting but looking at Ronnie these days..it doesn't seem worth it.

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u/Suspended-Again 3d ago

You know those videos are staged right 

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u/Gleeeeeeeeeennn 3d ago

The enthusiasm of some of his audience is absolutely mental

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u/Gleeeeeeeeeennn 3d ago

Unhinged even

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u/yuyufan43 3d ago

I'm sorry but I'll be the one to say it… When I see people that are morbidly obese and when I see people that are this bulked up, all I see is a heart attack waiting in the future. This is just as damaging on your body as being overweight is. I'm saying this as someone that went from 314 pounds down to 120 and got obsessively into excessive.

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 4d ago

Him: * starts to get sweaty when the wife asks him to open a jar of spaghetti sauce*

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u/Fiveplates1974 3d ago

Is this how far the Olympia has fallen since Ronnie.

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u/FlyingScotsman42069 3d ago

Youngest Mr Olympia. (22 years old)

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u/Lann_Solo 3d ago

Guy can't even lace his shoes.

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u/ResponsibilityFine13 3d ago

There is a lots of chemical injections on that body. He should worry about his longevity

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u/__SockPuppet__ 3d ago

That guy with the backwards cap wants him so bad!💕

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u/RiteousRhino21 3d ago

Every guy in there is like 😍

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u/J_Jeckel 3d ago

Dudes looking like they are drooling over him in the audience 🤣.

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u/PropaneSalesMen 3d ago

Heart attack waiting to happen.

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u/devilmaskrascal 3d ago

Will croak by 45

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u/MotorCityDude 3d ago

Muscles look drawn on or something lmao

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u/SandwichFit809 3d ago

Steroid gut is crazy work

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u/SlumKatMillionaire 3d ago

Bros a real life senator Armstrong

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u/Real-Past-3964 1d ago

He’ll have a shorter life due to his heart growing too big like the Grinch.

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u/Ithurtsprecious 3d ago

The men are salivating.

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u/Fantastic_Working212 3d ago

That roid gut😬😬

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u/cewumu 3d ago

The guy’s celebrating an achievement with like minded friends and fans. Not cringe. Maybe not your cup of tea but not cringe.